Olympic endeavors. Karate chops. Skullduggery. Tom foolery. Biting. Wrestling. Deep knee bends. Wolves and whiplash. Tambourines and chortles. T-Tops just like Burt. Hotel beds. Fortune cookies. Words that grab at the guts and make you smell fancy. Pirates. Opening my big mouth and getting away with it. Well, not always. Hardly ever actually. Dancing. More dancing. Falling over. Often. Getting up like it didn't hurt. In the slightest. The much-maligned celebratory art of breaking glass. On occasion. When the mood strikes. And stuff. Whoopsie daisies. Willy Nilly-ing. Parallel parking. Essentially anything that remotely requires the acumen of a nimble penguin riding a segue whilst eating a Pink's veggie dog.
I'd like to meet:
William Burroughs, Jane Birkin, Bridget Bardot, Sophia Loren, Charlie Watts, Chuck Bukowski, the person who invented Vegemite.
Music:
Serge Gainsbourg, The Beatles, Jacqueline Taieb, Nina Simone, The Velvet Underground, David Bowie, John Lennon, Johnny Cash, T Rex, The Stooges, The Rolling Stones, Bridget Bardot, Jane Birkin, Eartha Kit, Richard Hell, PJ Harvey, Cat Power, The Jam, The Arcade Fire, The Kills, CocoRosie, Nancy Sinatra, Bob Dylan, Fiona Apple, Roxy Music, Nick Cave, The Creation, The Small Faces, Tom Waits, Leonard Cohen, Ella Fitzgerald, Television, James Brown, Elvis Presley, Stevie Wonder, The Easybeats, Elvis Costello, The Kinks, The Faces, Frank Sinatra, The Supremes, Etta James, Supergrass, The Yardbirds, The Modern Lovers, The Buzzcocks, The Cure, The Zombies, Bill Withers, Marvin Gaye, The White Stripes, The Libertines, Wire, Shocking Blue
Movies:
Danger! Dialbolik, Blow-Up, Performance, Ciao! Manhanttan!, Cocksucker Blues, A Touch Of Evil, Mondo Topless, Faster Pussycat Kill Kill, La Dolce Vita, Beneath The Valley Of The Dolls, The Wild One, Help!, Coffy, Born To Boogie, Sympathy For the Devil, Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind, Requiem For A Dream, Breakfast At Tiffany's, Lost In Translation, Amelie, Run Lola Run, Amores Peros, Enter The Dragon, Pi, Welcome To The Dollhouse, Gummo, Waiting For Gufman, American Movie, Girl On A Motorcycle, Breakfast At Tiffanys, The Virgin Suicides, Gimme Shelter, Snatch, Lock Stock, Viva Las Vegas, Mystery Train, Trust, A Night On Earth, Buffalo 66, Spinal Tap, City Of Lost Children, Y Tu Mama Tambien, Barbarella, Tron, Living In Oblivion, Magnolia, Bulit, Decline Of The Western Civilization Pt 2, Dead Man, Blow Out, Down By Law, Three Colours Red, Don Juan 1973, And God Created Woman, Dig!, Tarnation, 8 1/2, Rushmore, Grindhouse, Camille 2000
Books:
Oscar Wilde, Burroughs, Kerouac, Ginsberg, Bukowski, Cohen, Sylvia Plath, Anais Nin, Henry Miller, Pablo Neruda, Rimbaud, Salinger.
Heroes:
My Mum and Dad, Marty, Bukowski, Burroughs, Cohen, Spider Monkey
Oh and this saucy lot:
