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SkankMasterJ

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About Me


After sitting and pondering for a long time I've decided to retype this thing.
Ahoy and Salutations, you've entered the awesome realm of SkankMaster J but you can simply call me Joel. I'm 23 and I live in Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada in a house with the kewlest group of roomies in the world (all of wich make up most of my top 8). I am a movie nut. I love everything about them. If you come over you'll see what I mean. I think the house's collection equals that of a small video store. I hope to one day be a successful film maker. I've written several scripts and some are acctualy good but most will never see the light of day. I play numerous instruments (self taught) and am currently the drummer of the band Project Wild Rice. Hobbies consist of writing scripts, acting, cooking, cycling and collecting action figures. My room looks like that of a full scale toys r us. You may say its dorky but it gives me something to do. I am currently employed Full time at your local Wal-Mart Sports Dept (Manager..... wow). Karaoke is a thing of awesome. I usualy go to the Zoo on osbourne every tuesday with the house and sing anything cheesey but currently we are taking some time off from it. I love animals. I have a pet Gerbil and one of the roomies has a pet Bearded Dragon. I want more pets but the landlord only allows so much. Pretty soon we'll have some geckos, other lizards and hopefuly a hedgehog. In conclusion I am a pretty simple guy with simple needs. I am easy to get along with. If you ever wanna chat or something give me a message or MSN me
[email protected]

My Interests

Writing, Play instruments, film making, acting, pet Reptiles

I'd like to meet:

Tim Burton, Trey Parker, Sean Connery and Andy Milonakis

Music:

Five Iron Frenzy, Suburban Legends (RIP DALLAS), Ten Too Many (good ole peg city Ska), J.P. Hoe (Good ole Local Peg City Music), Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Weezer, Reel Big Fish, Finntroll, Mr Bungle, The Aquabats, Crowned King (Before they became all black techno like I'm talking Tempting Fate Crowned King here), Barenaked Ladies, Lots of Local Bands, The Selector, Judge Dread, Toots and Maytals, Bob Marley, MUCH MUCH MORE........... I'm very eclectic

Movies:

Cannibal the Musical, Team America, Orgazmo, BASEketBall, Shawshank Redemption, Anything with Bruce Campbell (recommend Evil Dead series and Hudsucker Proxie) and finealy ANY LOW BUDGET HORROR MOVIE. If you look at the cover and go "Oh that looks stupid" odds are I've seen it and like it. From Texas Chainsaw series all the way to ghoulies, subspecies, critters, bloodsuckers, CHUD, funhouse, uncle sam, jack frost, YOU NAME IT. If it looks stupid I have seen it and loved it.

Television:

If I had Cable I could tell you. When I do watch TV I like older shows. Retro 80's Early 90's Saturday Morn Cartoons are the BOMB (had to use bomb cause the word I wanted is naughty) examples: Gummi Bears, He-Man, Ghostbusters, Captain N, Old Ninja Turtles, ThunderCats, etc. I also like Clone High, Undergrads, Family Guy, Simpsons, Beat The Geeks but my fave is Futurama. Non Cartoon is Wrestling (the non soap opera kind you know the one thats has matches not 3 hours of talking and dumb feuds that are thrown out a week later). Lately I've been addicted to LOST. We bought season 1 and now one of roomies tapes season 2 at his g/f's house and then we watch it as a "family". It's quite sad but wicked at the same time.

Books:

Lord of The Rings Trilogy, HitchHikers Guide, Bruce Campbell Autobiography

My Blog

Adventures in the house

Bonjour, Well I've rented and seend tons of horror movies in the past little bit that I hoped to be shitty enough to review but sadly they were all good.............. so sadly no review this week unt...
Posted by SkankMasterJ on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 12:35:00 PST

Questions on Life

Ever wonder about life?  Why things happen and all of that?  I've been thinking a lot about it lately.  What happens after we're gone?  Maybey people have different thoughts on thi...
Posted by SkankMasterJ on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 06:30:00 PST

No Review Just me VENTING

Little things piss me off; I was just sitting today wondering about all the media things that piss me off.I've decided to compile my biggest pee offs that have to do with the media.POWER RANGERS:Every...
Posted by SkankMasterJ on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 06:42:00 PST

A review that DWELLS in complete CRAP

Remember when I said that i'd take any movies to be submitted for my reviews?  Well I took that up from my good buddy Dan Walechuk.  Dan is a film maker with millions of movies so he contrib...
Posted by SkankMasterJ on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 05:16:00 PST

A TERRORful Review

Terror Toons: What happenes when you watch cartoons on acid and decide to make a horror movie?  I don't know but the outcome would probobly be better then this piece of flat out shit.  Two ...
Posted by SkankMasterJ on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 03:43:00 PST

A rated ARRRRR Review

The Return of SkankMaster J's Reviews HERE WE GO Jolly Rodger: Massacre at cutter's cove Due to recent blast of pirate love and pirates in general I figured hey why not rent a good ole pirate movie ...
Posted by SkankMasterJ on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 06:48:00 PST

SUNDAY WHAT A DAY!!!!!

Amy comes back tommorow, boring life ends........ I SLEPT ALL DAY TODAY.  I should have done something but instead I slept all fricken day.  I also have $5.07 to last me from today till frid...
Posted by SkankMasterJ on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 09:42:00 PST

The Return Of SkankMaster J PART 2

Wow once again I have ignored this thing like my respect for my self.  So much has happened since I last posted.  First off my Nona (italian grandmother) has been in the hospital since befor...
Posted by SkankMasterJ on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 11:03:00 PST

Deep Fried Clams

What up Homies, Wow as usual its been a while.  So much stuff has happened this past little while, where to start.  Well the demo album is done.  All we need to do is press it and have...
Posted by SkankMasterJ on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 04:45:00 PST

Twinkies and Toast

Ahoy, Well I finished all of my drum parts for the album.  I go in tommorow to do some last minute things nothing overly serious.  Well things here are good.  The army of lizards we ar...
Posted by SkankMasterJ on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 02:37:00 PST