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I like to go on ridiculously long walks in the middle of the night that serve no purpose other than to hang out and make loud noises with friends. Nectarines are the greatest fruits in the world and if you disagree I WILL fight you. I still play MASH. Oddly enough the weather actually does affect my knee. I love laughing at jokes that no one else but a select few understand thus resulting in everyone else around(us)thinking that we are incredibly odd/lame. I am well aware and accepting of said lameness. It has been recommended to me that I punctuate my sporadic thoughts with *beeps* The words poo and feces are incredibly amusing to me. I love to make up songs on the spot about the various things around me. That being said, I have a tendency to re-write song lyrics and scream said lyrics out of moving vehicles at obscure hours. Playing soccer in the rain is supfantastical. RUFUS WAINWRIGHT is my religion. I drink Bohemian Lager. I am convinced that Tim Horton's laces their coffee with crack. Some of my best essays have been written at 3 am (and by best I mean those with that have the greatest BULL SHIT TO GRADE Ratios). JIFF Chunky peanut butter is a staple in my life. Give me pad thai or give me death. Yes, I like musical theatre AND hockey...hence why you might find me singing Judy Garland tunes during 1st period intermission. I have been known to say "w00t" in everyday conversation....w00t. I proudly attend SMC at UofT and make it a point to let EVERYONE KNOW! I quote Dane Cook in highly inappropriate circumstances (ex. work). Where there is a camera is where you shall find me humping inanimate objects. There are far too many pictures of me humping said inanimate objects. Yes I am insanely sarcastic and no I don't care if it bothers you I am enthralled with the relationship between peanut butter and chocolate. "Cyanide and Happiness" epitomizes my sense of humour. I am Nonna.