Wearing funny helmets, NOT crappy swords, feeding women to snakes, riddles of steel, roughing up people in fountains, saying YOU, killing Conan.
That guy that tought Valeria how to come back! I want to kick his ass! Also a smart Thorgrim.
That weird shit they play during our rituals, and the song they played when we all got killed was bad ass.
Conan the Barbarian, even though I die. I also like The Beastmaster, but I hate this other Conan movie I keep hearing about.
Ralph Muller does a good Conan.
Conan novels, I want to know my enemy, and when I come back...
Thulsa Doom, He-Man if he was evil