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n*bert

Mr. Penguin will SWALLOW YOUR SOUL!!!

About Me

I always wanted to be an avant garde performer and a scientist. I like funny things but am against “hokey” funny. My stuffed animal carnage pictures are probably misleading since my normal persona is more of a mild manored biochemist. I like to be furtive so that’s enough “about me”

My Interests

Japan Town Karaoke box scene, Cherry Chapstick, Cult Cinema rarites, Biological Assays, Retro Nintendo, lp's, famicom, theatre of poopie, practical martial arts, recreational swimming, patient care, represent with the fam

I'd like to meet:

Ones who appreciate the complex and the simple but not much in between

Music:

merzbow, magnetic fields, locust, Nuclear Rabbit, PULP, micheal nyman, kid 606, mr. bungle, djGreenLantern, ex-models, tindersticks, rocket from the crypt, iron maiden, will oldham, John Zorn ect, misfits, pixies (i don't really want to list a gazillion) and by popular demand

Movies:

Danger Diabolik, Raiders: Remake, SHIVERS, How's your News?, THE APPLE, The Boyfriend, The Beaver Trilogy, Drowning by Numbers, Human Nature, Goonies, Cremaster Cycle, Scorpio Rising, GUMMO, the Beyond, eXistenZ, Eraserhead, Evil Dead 2, The BROOD, Before Sunrise/Sunset, Eternal Sunshine of the spotless mind, the IDIOTS, Even Dwarves Started Small, Fox and his friends (peeps: ken Russell, lars von trier, david lynch, peter greenaway, david cronenberg, Kenneth Anger, Herzog, Fassbinder)

Television:

TV can be kind of bad but collections of horrible tv snippets is the genius that is "tv carnage" (www.tvcarnage.com) I'm down with retro and controlable doses like on DVD okay crap i've started to watch TV with a tevo thing in the house and I have to say "SKATING WITH CELEBRITIES" is da bomb

Books:

Hollywood Babylon I & II, GENOME, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, Grand Guignol, GENOME, History Plays by Chuck Mee, much Vonnegut, Beckett, Scientific America and Vice magazine

Heroes:

Milo Aukerman, Anton Chekov, Mathew Barney, Stanley Prusiner

My Blog

Neuter Face

I got all clean cut for some interviews and went for my first swim post shave and my face felt all weird like it got circumsized or something and I thought "I should blog that poo" and now I just did.
Posted by n*bert on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 11:52:00 PST

real blog

Okay I'm gonna try to start this crap for real all the rest of my entries ar totally boring.   uh, i'm excited I have some interview in New York coming up in a couple months and I hope to take a ...
Posted by n*bert on Thu, 26 Jan 2006 02:26:00 PST

G D

Had a good day with family and very active considering my dad's disabilities but he was a trooper and raged hard. Old family friends came into town I woke up early to say Hi and then took a CAT Nap.&n...
Posted by n*bert on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 03:06:00 PST

x2 blog

I'm going to post another one just so it looks like I blog more but I really don't
Posted by n*bert on Mon, 02 Jan 2006 03:04:00 PST

Blogin' again

Yeah haven't done the blog scene for a bit but oh well I think i gave up on the beard idea of a blog it just got crazy and then it was gone and then it was half gone and NOW IT's BACK   tha...
Posted by n*bert on Mon, 02 Jan 2006 03:03:00 PST

mulholand haircut

my barber was watching Mulholland Dr while I got my haircut today and it started right at the trippy scenes.  It probably made it my 2nd most fun haircut ever cuz i don't realy like getting my ha...
Posted by n*bert on Fri, 23 Sep 2005 02:43:00 PST

lamoe

my blog is totally Lame like a silly duck   I should try harder
Posted by n*bert on Thu, 22 Sep 2005 04:52:00 PST

Dennys even better

Late Night Dennys has an even more intersting cast of characters when it's slow as hell on a non-party night like wed 3-4 am   you should try it sometime   it's sweet...
Posted by n*bert on Thu, 22 Sep 2005 04:51:00 PST

I x 2

I had some good indie father son time with my dad tonight. I took him to see "Raiders of the lost ARK: adaptation" which was a friggin sweet and hilarious shot by shot remake of each scene on a v...
Posted by n*bert on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

How's your News?

So I was going to try and stay away from writing about shows and movies but I figure I've got enough crap about my beard growth plus the beard won't be there forever.   so How's your NEWs? was so...
Posted by n*bert on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST