snowboarding airsofting and working on cars a little and what ever sonds fun at the time
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I'd like to meet:
new people and old friendsNow here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!(Please note.. these are all numbered "1"
ON PURPOSE!)***************************************************
*1. Men ARE not mind readers.1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.1. Crying is blackmail.1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every question.1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one .1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color.
Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve or fuschia is.1. If it itches, it will Be scratched.
We do that.1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth having to pry it out of you.1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear Is fine...Really. We both know you're beautiful, so why fish?1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, hunting, fishing, golf , or something mechanical .1. You have enough clothes.1. You have too many shoes.1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; but did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS....REFER BACK TO RULE..1!
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i like suicide machines, pennywise, operation Ivy, decendents, guttermouth and stuff like thatGuttermouth Don't Mean To Offend... Well, Maybe They Do
Tuesday May 17, 2005 @ 04:00 PM
By: ChartAttack.com StaffGuttermouthYou'd think that by this point — 15 years into their career — people would know that SoCal punkers Guttermouth are all about the tongue-in-cheek fun. They are called "Guttermouth" after all.But that isn't the case. Every time the band try to joke about anything it backfires. From issues with former record labels to lead singer Mark Adkins being deported out of Canada after a much-publicized exposure issue in Saskatoon years ago and now a to-do with the majority of left-wing punk rock bands and their anti-Bush stance, Guttermouth can't win. It's a situation made more perplexing by the fact it's blatantly obvious the band are only trying to get a rise out of people."We're just pointing out the ridiculousness people stoop to," says Adkins. "It's not like we're trying to hurt anyone. We just see the opportunity to stir up shit so we do. Boy, do we ever."Stirring up shit is exactly what the band [rounded out by guitarists Don Horne and Scott Sheldon, bassist Kevin Clark and drummer Tyler Smith] did in regards to their pro-Bush leaning at last year's Warped Tour. Opposing the general anti-Bush opinions in the punk rock world mostly for the sake of being contrary, the end result was clearly not in Guttermouth's favour."We were walking around in pro-Bush shirts just to go against the rest of the bands that were saying 'Fuck Bush' only to gain acceptance from the kids," relates Adkins. "Not all of our band members are pro-Bush and we just wanted to be the only band to say, 'Yay war!' It was stupid, but I can't stand it when bands act like they're political when all they do is read the paper and watch the news."After we started to poke fun, people got really mad," he continues, noting that Guttermouth are still feeling the effects of that tour. "Friends I'd had for years stopped talking to me and where did it get them? They still lost! It was ugly though. I had to leave the tour because people were so pissed off with us. I was like, 'Fuck this.'"Chastised and ostracized by their cohorts, the band became increasingly frustrated not only with the Warped Tour, but with punk rockers in general, a sentiment that haunts their latest effort Eat Your Face. A snide, humourous look into punk rock, Guttermouth hope that Eat Your Face challenges the mindless, ignorant loyalty to punk rock that has been generated amongst fans over the past few years."Do you really think that television gives you the whole story? I mean, people can have an opinion but to be rallying off about something you have limited knowledge about just makes you look even more ignorant," he says. "People need to think for themselves instead of ganging up on the person who offers an alternative viewpoint regardless of its nature."Adkins goes on to say that mob mentality has plagued punk rock for years. Although he's pleased that punk rock is returning to its "roots" per se. It means more people are understanding Guttermouth's point."The political twist was just a way of keeping punk rock in the limelight," he says. "Isn't it funny how punk's popularity was waning just as this issue came about? Regardless, I'm glad to see punk rock going back underground. Punk had a good run of almost a decade and there were all of the skateboarding dorks that just wanted to be a part of something. They didn't understand it at all. I'm glad to be back into smaller venues with people who really understand what we're doing… well, the ones that don't hate us at least!"—Keith Carman
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