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Ich heiße Satan.

I am here for Friends

About Me

WOO! Not much to say, but I like to fuckin rock out. I am a Swede, but not huge like one you would picture. Viking blood runs through my veins, maybe that's why I am so badass. I am into crushing metal from the north, I also like mellow shit too. I draw/paint/photograph/go to fucking school. Umm I think thats it, send me a message. Oh yea, ugly bitches need not apply. ;)

My Interests

Kicking ass. Rocking so hard it hurts. Wondering why I rock so hard. Scoff myself for wondering, remembering I'm Swedish

I'd like to meet:

All alone in space and time. There's nothing here, but what's here is mine. I miss you .... I miss you . I really do

Music:

TooL, NiN, Mastodon, A Perfect circle. IN FLAMES. Soilwork. The Doors, Hendrix, Marilyn Manson, Rammstein, Raised Fist, Kaura, Chimaira, Canon, At The Drive In,SICK PUPPIES Static X, Strapping Young Lad, Bury Your Dead, Mushroomhead, THE HAUNTED, Queens of the Stoneage, Slipknot, Stone Sour, American Head Charge, As Blood Runs Black, Soilwork etc...

Movies:

Memento, Band Of Brothers, Office Space, Snatch, LS and TSB (lock stock)Way too many here...

Television:

ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT is easily the best sitcom of all time. Seinfeld, Da Ali G show, House, Curb Your Enthusiasm

Books:

I like books made out of cardboard, with pictures.

Heroes:

Sean Connery.

My Blog

Why?

Do we always hurt the ones we love? Mistakes suck ass, but that's what they are, mistakes. I feel like a fucking moron at the moment, and I wish I could say or do anything to fix myself. I love so man...
Posted by Ich heiße Satan. on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 12:46:00 PST

Return from surreality. 50 facts

So, in coming back from my brief stint off the planet we know as southern California I bring you these little gems of knowledge: 1. Metal is the best soundtrack across the desert. 2. The desert is fuc...
Posted by Ich heiße Satan. on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 12:15:00 PST

I can't stop moving up.

What's better than being promoted? Doing it yourself.
Posted by Ich heiße Satan. on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 09:33:00 PST

What Happened Before The Big Bang (New Theory)

  Step One: EMPTY UNIVERSE   Each panel represents a three-dimensional membrane. The observable universe exists within the panel on the right; the other membrane is invisible to us. A...
Posted by Ich heiße Satan. on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 10:10:00 PST

What Happened Before The Big Bang? (1st Theory)

Well, what did happen before the big bang? Few schoolchildren have failed to frustrate their parents with questions of this sort. It often starts with puzzlement over whether space "goes on forever," ...
Posted by Ich heiße Satan. on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 10:03:00 PST

To see a movie...

Let me start off by saying that this is the second time I have typed this. Version number two better be fucking awesome. I am never wearing a white t-shirt that I like ever again. I might as well fram...
Posted by Ich heiße Satan. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I posted about a 3 page blog

But I previewed and pressed back. FUCK
Posted by Ich heiße Satan. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My Girlfriend

Shes fuckin mine so back the fuck off.
Posted by Ich heiße Satan. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

If you don't listen to tool, you need to

Expand your mind.   Fuckers.
Posted by Ich heiße Satan. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Work is ok

I got mad blisters from filling up like 200 balloons. Its pretty cool otherwise. My brother is a douche always playing video games on MY xbox. He sucks balls.
Posted by Ich heiße Satan. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST