Jenna Jameson becomes proactive |
Jenna,
I think I hear the carrots screaming, as well. Don't let anyone know that broccoli has feelings, too. (I've heard from somebody. They showed me a video, and I believe them.)
It is FOOD, for $2 ...
Posted by Jimi on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 12:00:00 PST |
the crew may leave |
After hearing of the tales of the mysterious island and my adventures on land, the crew grew quite listless. They have spent the last few months daydreaming of how such a life may be possible for them...
Posted by Jimi on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 01:48:00 PST |
Life as a land lubber |
Ahoy there once again. Your captain and friend has been treading on dry land for over a week now. It has been quite the experience. The women, the booze, and all around comradery was a refreshing trea...
Posted by Jimi on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Shiver me Timbers |
Arrggh Maties,
There is a special feeling a captain gets that tingles him from his wooden leg to the tip of the dead parrot he carries on his shoulder. It is a feeling greater than the sea itself. It...
Posted by Jimi on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Life on a boat |
Ahoy maties, Currently planning a mutiny of the Laissez Faire. Strange how the crew reacts.I realize that I am both crew and captain, in fact I am the only one aboard. Life on the water hs a strange w...
Posted by Jimi on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
