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DEUTSCHLAND DUCHESS

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MY SECRET FANTASY

My secret fantasy is to become MORBIDLY OBESE. I have always dreamt of being EXTREMELY FAT! I dunno why. FAT PEOPLE make me feel safe. When you get HUGGED by a big FATTY you FEEL BETTER. A Skinny pers...
Posted by DEUTSCHLAND DUCHESS on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 12:56:00 PST

WORKING OUT

i believe the best place to find chicks in l.a is the GYM. you get really FIT CHICKS who are probably on the REBOUND from some dickhead. They are looking to SHED THAT WINTER FAT. They need the emo...
Posted by DEUTSCHLAND DUCHESS on Thu, 10 May 2007 04:40:00 PST

VAN HALEN

a band needs a great leader singer. VAN HALEN were great because DAVID LEE ROTH was a fucking WILD MAN. the problem with indie rock is... too many FACELESS DICKHEADS. who cares about your stupid POETR...
Posted by DEUTSCHLAND DUCHESS on Wed, 09 May 2007 08:19:00 PST

THE MUSIC I LIKE THIS WEEK

NEIL DIAMOND "SWEET CAROLINE" KAREN CARPENTER "SUPERSTAR" LED ZEPPELIN "RAMBLE ON" THE BEEGEES "TO LOVE SOMEBODY" R KELLY " I BELIEVE I CAN FLY"  ...
Posted by DEUTSCHLAND DUCHESS on Tue, 01 May 2007 08:03:00 PST

THE SEARCH FOR THE NEXT PUSSYCAT DOLL

i watched last night and i am hoping CHELSEA wins it. her chances are slim because she cannot pick up the dance moves as well as the other DOLLS. i really liked Melissa S cause she was from Detroit an...
Posted by DEUTSCHLAND DUCHESS on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 02:17:00 PST

BOOZE

is it truly possible to enjoy life without booze? i don't think so. i dunno if i would EVER have SEX without it. cannot remember the last time i brought a girl home SOBER! i dunno what this says about...
Posted by DEUTSCHLAND DUCHESS on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 06:34:00 PST

AMERICAN IDOL- THE END OF MUSIC

i can honestly say i hate AMERICAN IDOL with a passion. yesterday i tried to watch it...for torture i suppose and it is truly wretched... bullshit...i am told over and over that 38 MILLION AMERI...
Posted by DEUTSCHLAND DUCHESS on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 01:51:00 PST

MADONNA

madonna means everything to me! she is the most motivated human being on the planet i think... after BOB RITCHIE! however she has done fine for herself! MADONNA ? i. ...
Posted by DEUTSCHLAND DUCHESS on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 05:17:00 PST