America's Next Top Motherfucker . . .
my brother on the beach. dad for toast and coffee. old men at the bar. someone waiting for a ride. my girl under the sheets. a bear in the woods. anyone at louie's pizza. out of towners in need of direction. mother at farmer's market. a friend for coffee. my sister in the kitchen. an acquaintence for drinks. a stranger at the movies. family in the afterlife. smart asses. dumb asses. women with fine asses and a boy named sue.