I have interest to know more why dem holly wood kids are so messup. Mus be da place dey live? Me, I get so happy when I get a new Knife to skin da fish wit. R to see da rain fill the crawfish pond, R to see da rain make my field grw, or see da life in da marsh wake up. Da clear sky after a first of day shower, a good catfish on da pole. R to sat on da swing wit a cold beer an watch da sun when it come down and kis da water, sometime if you can keep da dogs, an all dem cricets quite, I sweardat U can hear the water hiss when it toutch da sun, and after dat beer and da sun sits on the water,i like to get anoter beer an den i like to go to da catfish pond and watch da fish jump at bugs dat are hopping on the water like da sun done gone and made it to hot, and den i like to drink another cold beer for da walk back, because all da time i goback, i hit my head on dat same branch, so da beer makes it hurt less, I tink. Maybe dem holly woods kids da need a catfish pond, and a swing.It intrest me to tink What a chair wood look like if our knees bent backwood? it interest to tink if infinity is a cirkel why kant a square be.I have interest in building a vacation house in da Islands, Pecan, Cow, or RabbitIt interest me to know what God gives his wife for her birtday.When she make him mad, does he take it out on da children ( us). like to near miss a lightning bolt, or to make us miss a big fish and laff at us, to make us bump our head on da door, or mayb dat brach,or to make da snake more angry dis day.or da squrell to dance more loud in da morning on my roof.It interest me to know if Eve was really with Adam for dat apple deal. Dont sond rite to me. Maybe she was wit another woman, dat make cents, trouble comes in two like Paris and Nicole. Brittney and Lindzey se where im gone wit dis.. Maybe Adam come after the apple ting because of da two girl ting was not right. Maybe Rosie was the other woman,she make Eve confused. Rossie keep saying to eve eat da apple, eat da apple you bitch u scared of da worm ? what happen dare was rossie she want to eat da apple but she scared becaus it might taste bad, so she use eve. That Rosie, she a bad girl an she look strange yea! May be she was da first proto type for a man, and god he say poo yi I done gone and mess up big time!! so den he undo Rosie and make her a man, and den take da first Rosie proto type and make her a a dino sar or somting like dat. I don't know dem compplykated stuff, but I truss dat GOD he can handel dat. he done goen an fix dat big boat dat Noa guy , got so it can float for dat big hurricne a long time ago. Good ting dat mayor of New orleans was knot in volve indat. You c GOD, he put slow people in charge when da things are simple, but when tings get bad like big time, he put den big people in charge like Noa. but den them simple people let it get bad because de dont listen to de big people. It intrest me to know more of dat stuf. I read a lot as you can c.
De pope. Not dis one, the one six ago.Paris Hilton, to slap her and say Wake up girl!!!Tommy Lee. To tell him R YOU STUPID????Pamala Anderson, make her lay on a sof thick nutria skin rug, strap her dowm wit da sof side of a alligator hide strap, undrees her an tickle her with a chicken feather. POO YI!!!!!, she gone to scream yea!!! and if she dont scream I gone a use dat hole chicken.I Like to meet Robert E Lee, To tell him where dem Yanks are.Meet da Da Mayor of Key West. man Das the job i wont.To Meet Da Mayor of New Orleans, To slap him. NO, to slap him twice and say so you want chocklate,all dat de good lord can give you an you want chocklate, ma you done gone and got it, so wat you gone do now. Why could you not wish for some good weather,or big busines to comein, or talk nice to da govment. Look at what you done. Dat huricane must of blown your brains loose. Look at what NOA done wit jus one boat, and you done had the hole air force and all dem scholl bus, all dem soilders,all dem boats and you still, well!!! never mine. I just want to slap u.God, to discus my retirement plan.I like to meet "Dey". like "dey say dis or dey say dat" .Black Beard, asshim wher is dat gold ?da man dat bilt the tower of Pizza. To asshim if he got squrells running on his roof to. Maybe we can kill dem together, and get things strait.Da man dat invent instant water, i see dat on da computter it got to be for real.Da man dat sells ice to da eskeymows, das A JOB!!!Da devil, just to see his wife, dat muss be a trip. U tink sometime she and Miss God just chat about u no,, da guys?Da man dat invent da bottle opener, How did he no we wood need it, it would be nuts to build a bottle first wit out an opener, but den how did dey no about da opener? Oh man I got to kill dat squirell.I made my head hurt wit dat one.Gods wife. Damn she must be pretty. He had first call on all dem parts to make her. you no he done good wit dat.My daddy who done pass away ten year ago, an to say i luve u. and ass him if he get a chance to see Gods wife. Pooh yi I can't wait to see dat one. I wonder if dem jewl in her ring is not all da stars in da sky. Ma, dats a big ring.i like to meet da man dat stole my american flag from my house,I put dat up when my son he go to IRAQ,like dem terrorist take down dem building in New York, you done da same to me. I like to meet u some ware and talk. Im cajun so i talk wit my hans a lot. I got a lot to talk to u abot. When u at war and u take a flag, it means u concor dat place, it show disrespt to dat countree an da people wen u take dat flag.its a trophy for the ones dat fought to win it. So when we talk, well never mine i keep it a surprise. U head of trophy wife, u gone to my trophy. If u need it i can c dat , but u a cheap thief and scared becaus u sneank around in da dark wit dem rats and bottom feeders, roaches, magots, beatles and snails because u know u did wrong, and dats who ure friend r. people die for dat flag, .my friends and my son friends ,my naibors and their firnds children die for dat flag. next time if I catch u, u can die for it to if it mean dat much for u. U wood have done better to take my car, u done gone an piss in ure mess kit dis time.
I like it more wen I drink a lot. I like it less when I wake up the next day. Some times I tink it might be da end of da worl.I like to play da air drum, and da air geetar at da same time, while drivein to da Curve Lounge.I like to make da music loud so it scare da deer off da road.
I don't know none. Last time I move from Cow Island to Henderson, I moved by my self. But day got some good people out dare to help ,Andry Boudreaux has a broder dat do dat. I move back to Cow Island becaus my nayber some Poo Poo Broussard guy, he done gone and use up all the bee hive wax. I don't no how come, and he snore, man he snore so louddat my dog bark all nite and howwell like at a police siren. Den I cant sleep and I damn sure can't drink with all dat noise, it make my head hurt,So i move back myself.But finnaly I go because he done gone and chass away all dem pig and deer, but da squrell, dey stay? Damn!!! It got to b squirel Ah. Dtas got2b GOD mad at me.
I foun a TV on Parish Road 223, dat south of parish road 18 and nort of parish road 11, next door to da Heberts cattle guard ( da tall and wide one wit da bent pole from my truck). Its got a pretty show wen I turned it on. But de people didn't get herd. i dont know what kind it was, but it was big. So I learn to play close caption. . I was lucky I pass by before it got broke som more. It had to fall off a truck. it is a dam smart TV it can talk close caption in spanish, france,and some oter stuff.
I like catalogs. da soft ones are better. News paper is Ok to, But it work more better for da big cracks. in da crack of da wall you fool.Color paper, sha ! some times dat can scare you. I used some blue wrap paper one time, man i wuz scared.
Da Troops. My son he one of dem.God.Da mayor of Key West.Bill Clinton. ( it's a joke )Patton, no joke, big people in charge! Rosie,( a Joke!!!I like to slap her)Its all her fault. dat apple ting you no.Any honest politisan, i wont waste much time on dat.My Wife and my kids.I get a lot mad at me, I can only guess at what dey put up wit. tank you for love me. I got u all in my retirement plan.