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MUFFIN TOP!!!!!

I'LL BE FLOSSIN', ON THAT CANDY PINK!

About Me

alexis + keg + gin + juice + jager shot + more beer = CHECK OUT THE IDIOT IN THE COLLARED SHIRT- THIS ISN'T AN OFFICE PARTY!! WAY TO PLAY BASS, D'ARCY!! NICE WOMEN'S JEANS!! THIS SUSHI SUCKS!!! etc/"ZIMA GIVES ME ZITS!!!!"

My Interests

african american culture (in vhs form), napping, baby photos, the politics of the laundromat, learning disabilities, bacne, what a stadium made entirely out of old sneakers will smell like.

I'd like to meet:

A FUCKIN', HUGE AS FUCK NUTELLA SANDWICH! ON WHITE!I'M OVER JOHN LEGEND!I'VE MOVED ON TO MEETING ANYONE THAT KNOWS HOW TO CLIP A CAT'S NAILS.....WE CAN LISTEN TO JOHN LEGEND!!!?!??!?!!

Music:

swizz beats, ANDREW WK!!!!, crazy frog, tunnel of love, mindflayer, youngbloodz, cro mags, mastodon, tom petty, 16 horsepower, i hate you when you're pregnant, royal city, david banner, dfb, oldtime relijun, magnetic fields, rah digga, fugazi, beat happening, queen, gang of four, hair police, xbxrx, woven hand, neu!, low, nightmerica, elevator to hell, BLOOD FOR BLOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Movies:

WHITE CHICKS, SAVE THE LAST DANCE, BRING IT ON, YOU GOT SERVED, TROIS, TROIS: THE ESCORT, DRUMLINE

Television:

106&Park, BET News, Jeopardy

Heroes:

TEEN BOYS IN WOMEN'S JEANS!! YOU GUYS ARE SAVING THE PLANET ONE LEG AT A TIME!!!!