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dylan must be destroyed!

I am the Miles Davis of FUCKING SAY HI TO ME!!!!!!

About Me

A long time fan of "internet" and other forms of shameless loser culture entertainment, Mr. Enemy has decided to lend his abilities of nit-pickery and procrastinatory self-indulgence to the oncoming nerdpocalypse.This myspace page is a community service.THE ENEMY looked out toward the battlefield, satisfied with the knowledge that the heretofore unimaginabile potential for brutality was now a reality. The Devastation Complex was complete. There, in the throes of the plague wars, the neo-medieval firearm culture had been birthed. And it was good.

My Interests

I like a lot of dumb stuff that cool people don't find interesting: film ontologycore, narrative theorycore, Constructivist architecturecore (and methodologycore), urban interventioncore, confrontationcore, the metaphysics of artcore, cognitive theorycore, intertextualitycore, conceptcore, badcore, mannercore, doing projectscore. STRUCTURECORE, ABSURDITYCORE

I'd like to meet:

Self-proclaimed "-ists" of things that don't really have "ologies"; blowhards; agitationalists; people unencumbered by taste; the knife-wielding. Also:
Dan Duran.

Music:

KITTENS, Curl up and Die, Big Bear, The Kill Decibel, Cursed, Blood Ceremony, Yah Mos Def, Daughters, An Albatross, Napalm Death, The Monorchid, Electro Quarterstaff, The Red Light Sting, Femme Fatale, 3 Inches of Blood, Sonic Youth, Glenn Branca, Anagram, DD/MM/YYYY, Arab on Radar, The American Flag, Bush League, We're Marching On, Bahai Cassette, Oh The Humanity, Dollarama, Bolt Thrower, The Blood Brothers, Bratmobile, Cancer Bats, Can-i-bus, combatwoundedveteran, DJ Cyber-Rap, Iron Bitchface, The Locust, North of America, S.O.D., Pig Destroyer, Head Wound City, so basically: SCREAMY SCREAMY SCREAMY.

Movies:

Andrei Rublev, Stalker, Last Year at Marienbad, The Spanish Prisoner, Spirited Away, A Certain Kind of Death, High Noon, Dead Ringers, Suture, Mildred Pierce, Gilda, Eyes Without a Face, Halloween, Mulholland Drive, Bullitt, The French Connection, The Big Heat, Laura, Solaris (Tarkovsky), Lawrence of Arabia, Evil Dead 2.

Television:

CORONATION STREET

Books:

House of Leaves, The Third Policeman, Bleak House, Goodbye to Berlin, The Alienist, The World Viewed (well, pretty much anything by Stanley Cavell), John Raulston Saul, James Ellroy, Linda McQuaig, Edward Branigan

Heroes:

People who fight things with swords.

My Blog

Okay.

Okay.Okay.Okay. Okay.Okaaaaaay.Okay.OKAAAAAAAAAAY.GRARRRGH!!!! AMERICAN MOVIE CLASSICS JUST LET THIS FUCKING MOVIE END ALREADY GRAAAAARGH!!!!...
Posted by dylan must be destroyed! on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 12:37:00 PST

Imagine me shouting this blog at you.

Okay, so last week I got paid a couple of invoices from work that had been outstanding for a while. I didn't mind the delay, it just meant, however, that my bank account had been slowly draining for t...
Posted by dylan must be destroyed! on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 03:50:00 PST

Do I look fat in this ideology?

I was thinking that the next time promote a show, I won't bother making up flyers or posters. Instead, I'll just make up a bunch of t-shirts with all the show info on it and then hand those shirts out...
Posted by dylan must be destroyed! on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 06:04:00 PST

What the shit?

Okay, so my "Blog Views" number has surpassed my "Profile Views" somehow. HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?This disturbs me as it suggests that there are ways of using myspace that I am absolutely and comple...
Posted by dylan must be destroyed! on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 05:50:00 PST

Possession Catapult Inevitability.

Moving is the worst. It really is. Everything in your life gets upended, mixed up, mislabelled, put in weird places, shoved into ill-fitting boxes and/or crushed in order to make way for other mislabe...
Posted by dylan must be destroyed! on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 07:56:00 PST

Kill Kill Kill Kill Kill For Metallica.

Okay, so every once in a while I go digging through the crates to listen to stuff that I used to listen to when I was a kid. Usually this involves cracking out some Sonic Youth, Tristan Psionic and oc...
Posted by dylan must be destroyed! on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 08:42:00 PST

Concept Blog .1: to the left.

First person to crack the code gets a million dollars. A MILLION DOLLARS.Jru hiud/ zo kidy esmyrf yp ytu dp,ryjomh foggrtrmy om ypfsud n;ph/  Om ptfrt yp trsf yjod n;ph. ejsy upi jsbr yp fp od t...
Posted by dylan must be destroyed! on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 12:28:00 PST

Solidarity Reproachment Deliberation.

You and me. Yes, you reading this right now.You and me, kid.We're going to turn the tables on this year.We are the way things work now....
Posted by dylan must be destroyed! on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 09:22:00 PST

Insurgency Primer.

Oh fuck. Oh fucking fuck.I blame being all, "Oh, it's a new year. Time to be somewhat even remotely healthy what?" for badness. To wit: Yoga hurts. It fucking hurts. Fucking yoga is fucking fucked.I'l...
Posted by dylan must be destroyed! on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 08:41:00 PST

Cataclysmic Surreality Explosion.

Okay. It's 2:22 a.m. and I have just experienced possibly the most surreal 10 hours of my life.Today started off pretty normal and uneventful. Actually, scratch that. Up until about 4:00pm, today was ...
Posted by dylan must be destroyed! on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 11:40:00 PST