The weekend, or impromptu nights out midweek which make me hungover on something stupid like a wednesday!! I love to have a gamble, both literally and figuratively. I like to do random funny shit like suddenly go garden hopping, or put my bare ass cheeks on sleeping guys on train stations. Obviously being a straight man, an interest of mine is women, my kinda girl has dark hair and dark eyes, sorry blonde ladies, ah fuck it, c'mon blondes, there is room for one more (unless you are really fat!!!) For the last few years I have been out on the piss nearly every night, especially when i was living in America, but now i have fucked off the catering game (thank fuck!!) and im working normal people hours I have started staying in a little bit more. I love to chill on my phat sofa and read my book and drink milk and eat cadbury's mini-rolls. Not sure what else you want to know, parties, tea-bagging, drugs, milk and mini-rolls is all i got sugar, well no there is a little bit more to me to find out (occasionally instead of mini-rolls....... I will have a jaffa cake WOOOAAAAHHHHHH MAMA!!!!!!!!!!!) Adios
I'd like to meet:
All the standup comedians I admire such as Richard Pryor (RIP) Bill Hicks (RIP) Chris Rock, Dave Chapelle, Jack Dee .... the list goes on! Love to spend a day with Jim Morrison, well if he was brought back alive, spending a day with corpse would be pretty dull (or would it....yuck!!) Jimi Hendrix, the way he thrashed his guitar was amazing and absolutely timeless. Seeing back-stage with the rolling stones must have been a sight to see!! In otherwords, i like to meet bold as fuck, original people with an artisitic talent, who would also probably have a lot of good drugs and hookers around!!!!
Music:
Everything from Warren G to Beethoven. Imagine fusing them too, well actually its been done Coolio re-mixed Pachabel's cannon to do a song called 'c u when you get there' but coolio was also featured on Sabrina the teenage witch, Gangsta? Not fucking likely son!!! Although it would be worth it trying to bone Sabrina and her hot friends, you know coolio tried it. Really also love my old school rock, which is so good i don't know why i called it old school because its fucking timeless, bands such as Floyd, Led Zep, Jefferson Airplane, The Doors (aah!!) and the stones (ooh!) I love funky dance music with big bouncy bass lines, so you can really mash yourself and dance around having fun
Movies:
Back Door Sluts 9, Big Tits volumes 2 thru 16. Some wonderful pieces of work there. Some of my favourite films include Platoon, The Doors, Forrest Gump, Aliens, Terminators 1 & 2, y'know i haven't even seen the third one as i know it will ruin the other two because it will be shit. Im not really a fan of modern movies, some seem really cheesy, occasionally I will think a films shit before i have seen it, eventually i watch it and surprise myself, then kick myself for being a snob. I hate it now when people say 'oh, watch this move, great CGI or special effects or whatever' because on the computer or laptop you are reading this on right now could be capable of doing those effects, so i hate films which solely depend on that. Thats right Bruckheimer, you can't gloss your shitty movies over my eyes. Oh yeah and lastly, i must mention 'Team America' is one of the best pieces of animatronic work ever!!! ANd fucking funny!
Television:
I never actually watch TV because its shit, all adverts and stuff on at special times that i have to fit round my schedule. I watch y shows online with no adverts and no start times, even then I only ever watch South Park, Futurama, Peep Show, Spaced and Curb your enthusiasm.Curb Your Enthusiasm
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Books:
I love to read. I really enjoy a good biography, can be really inspiring and interesting. Travel writing and humour is what i read as well, hence Bill Bryson in my eyes is an incredibly talented author, you learn from his books but you don't even realise as you are laughing so damn much, perfect in my eyes!!
Heroes:
Stan's dad from South Park,
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Eddy boy
Birthday: 26th Jan 1984
Birthplace: Walthamstow
Current Location: Deal in all it's wonder!
Eye Color: Blood shot with hints of blue
Hair Color: Blondey browney
Height: 5'10 ish, about average
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Welsh apparently
The Shoes You Wore Today: None yet, I don't have expensive carpets to wear shoes in my house
Your Weakness: God, so many!! Women with olive skin, Blackjack......
Your Fears: In-evitable heart attacks in later life
Your Perfect Pizza: Ham, olives, green peppers onion and mucho jalapeno
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get to Bermuda and settle in nicely
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Don't know, don't use it
Thoughts First Waking Up: How old is she?
Your Best Physical Feature: My ass maybe, you tell me!
Your Bedtime: Whenever i pass out
Your Most Missed Memory: Primary school was hardly a tough life!!
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK
Single or Group Dates: It depends, single first time though
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: Yes
Do you Swear: A lot, especially when im pissed
Do you Sing: Like an angel sent from god right to that kareoke microphone
Do you Shower Daily: How else will I get rid of all the glitter from strippers
Have you Been in Love: I have
Do you want to go to College: Thats passed
Do you want to get Married: Oh myspace i would love to, come here you big hunky website
Do you belive in yourself: 'Belive' do you mean BELIEVE, I guess yes as I can spell
Do you get Motion Sickness: No, working on P&O cured me of that
Do you think you are Attractive: I think I do alright, although this recent dry spell is telling me otherwise!
Are you a Health Freak: Don't even get me started on that
Do you get along with your Parents: My parents are cool. I almost pissed in their wardbrobe sleepwalking 2 night ago!
Do you like Thunderstorms: Awesome, especially having sex with windows open
Do you play an Instrument: Pink oboe?
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Im having a beer right now
In the past month have you Smoked: I am also smoking right now
In the past month have you been on Drugs:
In the past month have you gone on a Date: I am also on a date right now..... not really, but anyway, no, no dates
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Nope
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No, but I do like them loads but can't find them around here
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No, but I love it and would like some soon
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: After Walmer staff party i did, freezing but fun
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I found £20 walking home, does that count as theft?
Ever been Drunk: bitch please?
Ever been called a Tease: Men are shit at teasing, i tried it once, lasted a second
Ever been Beaten up: Nope, who could hurt me?
Ever Shoplifted: When I was like 10 or something
How do you want to Die: Rescuing orphans from fires
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Fuck knows, I don't even know what I want for breakfast
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan and Costa Rica
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown
Favourite Hair Color: Brunette or Black
Short or Long Hair: Depends on the girl, but usually long
Height: Not taller than me
Weight: proportionate
Best Clothing Style: Classy, pastel colours, big shades
Number of Drugs I have taken: Many, but I didn't inhale/sniff/ drop etc
Number of CDs I own: Quite a few scattered about
Number of Piercings: none, used to have my nipple pierced
Number of Tattoos: One on my ass cheek
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I don't regret anything
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