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Agent Beedafonce

He who shits on his own doorstep is destined to step in it.

About Me


Get more at www.myspacegloss.comI'll let you make your own judgement but most people think i'm a cunt.I edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts!
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Name: Steve Wadham
Birthday: 1st January
Birthplace: Dover
Current Location: Sunny Deal
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Blond
Height: 6"2
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Come from Northern & Irish Stock
The Shoes You Wore Today: Muddy old falling to pieces pair of nikes
Your Weakness: Pretty Women
Your Fears: I Fear Nothing, exept for being analy raped
Your Perfect Pizza: Spicy Beef & tons of Mushrooms
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Become a multi-millionaire
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: mmm
Thoughts First Waking Up: My lungs hurt
Your Best Physical Feature: my huge penis
Your Bedtime: depends what shift im working
Your Most Missed Memory: School...suprisingly
Pepsi or Coke: Coke, in powdered form
MacDonalds or Burger King: I'd rather eat shit
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: yeah
Do you Swear: all the fucking time
Do you Sing: only when extremly drunk
Do you Shower Daily: depends what i'm doing
Have you Been in Love: unfortunatly yes
Do you want to go to College: already been
Do you want to get Married: maybe if the right girl comes along
Do you belive in yourself: no
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: depends if you've had much to drink
Are you a Health Freak: fuck no, quite the opposite
Do you get along with your Parents: most the time
Do you like Thunderstorms: love em
Do you play an Instrument: nah
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Dont get that American shit here
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: sort of
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: to cold at the mo
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yes
Ever been Drunk: every weekend for the past 5 years
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: many times
Ever Shoplifted: yeah, good shit 4 free
How do you want to Die: as painfully as possible/during sex
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a retard
What country would you most like to Visit: Costa Rica
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: dont mind
Favourite Hair Color: dont mind
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: not much taller than me, but no midgets
Weight: something to hold onto/ lovehandles
Best Clothing Style: pikey
Number of Drugs I have taken: to many
Number of CDs I own: loads
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: no regrets, exept that one time
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Your Homicidal Rampage! by crash_and_burn
Your name:
Weapon of Choice: Napalm
Your Favorite Target: Cops
Your Kill Count: 1,137,953,614
Your Battle Cry: "My kidneys tingle with pleasure!"
Years You Spend in Jail: 14
How Much Money In Damages You Cause: $127,576,905,697,225
Your Homocidal Insanity Level: ..span style="color: #666;"64% ..tr
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Night of the Living Dead
People underestimate you, as you give off a slight odor of ridiculousness and parody. Or you might be a shambling corpse in the ranks of the living dead, but it's hard to tell from here. In anycase, you are a bit of an enigma, but for those who care to invest the effort to know you better, you are very interesting. Shine on, you crazy zombie.
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My Interests


Get more at www.myspacegloss.com Getting wasted, drink/drugs. Weekends, Bank Holidays, Summer. Driving like a retard

I'd like to meet:


Get more at www.myspacegloss.comChuck Norris, Osama Bin Laden-what a legend. And people that generally arn't wankers, i already know loads of them.

Music:


Get more at www.myspacegloss.comDubstep, breakbeat, breakcore, breaktek,big beat, reggae, drum & bass, jungle, jungle mentalism, gabba, electro, techno, hip hop. Anything with savage bass. Anything really exept all the shity pop stuff. Love the oldies like Dylan, Cash, Floyd, Zappa, Zeplin too.

Movies:


Get more at www.myspacegloss.comDonnie Darko, Fear & Loathing In Las Vegas, Clerks, Mallrats, Dogma, Jay & Silent Bob, Sin City, anything by Tarantino, Goodfellas, Godfather, the cube, Chopper, Apocolypse Now, Buffalo Soilders, The Hills Have Eyes, Ishi The Killer, Battle Royal, Oldboy, Lady Vengance, all the old Kung Fu films. The List Goes On. Anything but those gay all American action films where they change history to make there cunting selves look better. Oh, and anything with chuck norris in is bound to be a classic

Television:


Get more at www.freemyspacetricks.comBrasseye, Monkey Dust, The Day Today, Peep Show, That Mitchell And Webb Look, Extras, Scrubs apart from that i only really watch tv if im morbidly bored and then its only the best shows like Neighbours, Hollyoakes, Eastenders and the like. But no fucking Corination Street or Emerdale, I'd rather attack my ball sack with the sharp side of a claw hammer than be subjected to programs quite as painfully wank as those
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Books:


Get more at www.freemyspacetricks.comFear & Loathing In Las Vegas, The Rum Diary, Animal Farm.Anything By Hunter S. Thompson. Porno mag articles

Heroes:


Get more at www.myspacegloss.comBill Hicks, Hunter S. Thompson, Chuck Norris, Osama Bin Laden

My Blog

Legalise Murder

Legalise murder, because some people deserve to die. An i dont deserve to go to prison if I get a sudden impulse to act on my hatered for them. They should know who they are, and if they dont they'll ...
Posted by Agent Beedafonce on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 11:40:00 PST

same shit, different hour

heres hoping that our new prime minister isnt as much of a facist pigfucker as the last.can you believe it, apparently tony blair's next job is gonna be as a peace envoy to the middle east, how fuckin...
Posted by Agent Beedafonce on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 11:22:00 PST