..[if !IE]
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I like going to shows, hanging around in graveyards, eating biohazardous material. HUMAN FLESH AND BRAINS. And I always enjoy a vile of fresh blood.
My friend Lins and I are in a couple bands:
CRUCIAL TAUNT
SEVERE TIRE DAMAGE [glam rock]
SEVERE ZOMBIE DAMAGE [psychobilly]
EVIL PETTING ZOO
THE BURGANDY FAMILY BAND [we will tour the countryside
and you WONT BE INVITED]
THE PANTS PARTY
THE BUTABIS
THE DANZIG AND DOYLE PROJECT
JOLT COLA
THE WEIRD NAKED INDIANS
THE BUUNNJAMINS
OH REALLY? YES. AGAIN? YES.
EVERYONE STOP FREAKIN OUT
DERELICTE
EARTH TO MATILDA
I'M ON DRUGS
TOPEKA
IT'S GENIUS!
HDFVSIBGEGSERG, MAN!
Smith-Corona Galaxis Delux [Electronica]
DORTHY MANTOOTH IS A SAINT! [Norwegian Black Metal]
Nacho Orgy
We're Not Worthy [Alice Cooper Cover Band]
SATAN'S ANSWERING MACHINE [Goth]
IXNAY ON THE URL HAY
THE SPINACH PUFFS
LINDSEYUS PRIME AND ANDREATRON [ELECTRONICA]
THE DEATH LEPRECHAUNS [Horror Punk]
FUCK OFF DEATH [Horror Punk]
THE EMAIL BOMBS [Punk]
ROMANCE EXPLOSION
CHANEL 4 NEWS TEAM
INFERIOR POTASSIUM
CANNONBALL
YOUCANUSEMYOFFICETHENAFTERWARDSMAYBEWECANGOTOLUNCH!
SEX PANTHER
BLOOD & GUTS [Horror Punk]
SINISTER ESCALATOR [Goth]
DEAD LANOLIN
BAG OF HUMAN
A FLOCK OF BATS [80's New Wave]
INJURIES OF DEATH [Metal]
NAILS COME RIPPING
KILLED BY A TROLL [Dethklok cover band]
Those are just a couple bands and side projects. I'm sure in the future there will be more, but we've decided once we reach 1,000 that will be enough. Anything over 1,000 and I don't think we can properly dedicate ourselves fully to each band.
Sleep all day.Party all night.Never grow old.Never die.Its fun to be a vampire.
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I adopted a cute lil' halloweeny fetus
from Fetusmart!
I adopted a cute lil' Wayne and Garth fetus's
from Fetusmart!
Come mothers and fathers
Throughout the land
And don't criticize
What you can't understand
Your sons and your daughters
Are beyond your command
Your old road is
Rapidly aging
Please get out of the new one
If you can't lend your hand
For the times they are changing
.
You are a Rage Zombie. Infected monkeys attacked
some PETA zealots, and 28 days later, you're a
mindless raging living zombie. You never died,
but in the 20 seconds between your infection
and zombification, you wish you had. You can be
killed with surprising ease.
What kind of Zombie are you?
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When the crypt goes creak,
And the tombstones quake.
Spooks come out for a swinging wake.
Happy haunts materialize,
And begin to vocalize.
Grim grinning ghosts come out to socialize.
Now don't close your eyes,
And don't try to hide.
Or a silly spook may sit by your side.
Shrouded in a daft disguise,
They pretend to terrorize.
Grim grinning ghosts come out to socialize.
As the moon climbs high o'er the dead oak tree,
Spooks arrive for the midnight spree.
Creepy creeps with eerie eyes,
Start to shriek and harmonize.
Grim grinning ghosts come out to socialize.
When you hear the knell of a requiem bell,
Weird glows gleam where spirits dwell.
Restless bones etherialize,
Rise as spooks of every size.
If you would like to join our jamboree,
There's a simple rule that's compulsory.
Mortals pay a token fee.
Rest in peace, the haunting's free.
So hurry back, we would like your company.
Dont u laugh as a hearse goes by...
For u may be the next to die....
They wrap u up in a big white sheet from your head down to your feet....
They put you in a big black box and cover u up with dirt and rocks....
The worms crawl in the worms crawl out the worms play pinnacle on your snout....
They eat your eyes they eat your nose they eat the jelly between your toes...
A big green worm with rolling eyes crawls in your stomach and out your eyes...
Your stomach turns a slimy green..
And puss pours out like whipping cream...
You spread it on a slice of bread and thats what u eat when u are dead
Southern trees bear a strange fruit
Blood on the leaves and blood at the root
Black bodies swingin' in the Southern breeze
Strange fruit hangin' from the poplar trees
Pastoral scene of the gallant South
The bulgin' eyes and the twisted mouth
Scent of magnolias sweet and fresh
Then the sudden smell of burnin' flesh
Here is a fruit for the crows to pluck
For the rain to gather
For the wind to suck
For the sun to rot
For the tree to drop
Here is a strange and bitter crop
