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Greg

“I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I’m good at everything.”

About Me

5"10 brown hair, blue eyes, tan, in shape, honest, considerate, loyal, super-sarcastic, overly analytical, spontaneous, open minded and respectful.I'll do anything for someone I care about. I love unselfish acts of kindness. Those are the kind of people I prefer to surround myself with. They are hard to find but worth the exploring.I am the type of person that if you ask me my opinion on something I don't just give a one word answer. I like replying in depth. Im a realist first, an optimist second, and a pessimist never! I feel if you stay positive, good things will happen to you and whatever doesn't kill you will make you stronger. Learn from your mistakes and grow as a person. Dont dwell on the past, invest in your future. Be responsible for the decisions you make, good or bad. And last but not least , dont worry about being better than anyone, just be the best you can be! You cannot get to the top by sitting on your bottom. And lastly its alot easier to give advice then take advice.Also, Im a firm believer that girls dont poop. Please dont ruin this wonderful thought in my head! And air freshener its just admitting guilt. *CORRECTION* I actually found the girl who doesnt and now I want a pooper haha

My Interests

Pool, bowling,darts, movies, guitar hero, football, basketball, tennis, racquetball, reading, writing, enjoying the weather when the sky is a vibrant blue and the sun is warm, working out, and MOVIES.

I'd like to meet:

"Quality over Quanity!" -------- Someone who's considerate, intelligent, has depth to them, open-minded,spontaneous,sweet, feminine, good sense of humor, interesting, unique, and sexy. I love brown eyes but dont discriminate. I love thin tan girls and an adorable face. I also prefer girls who DONT answer the question Whats the best movie you ever seen, with choices such as Blue Crush, You Got Served, From justin to Kelly, The Real Cancun, Glitter, or Crossroads. greg6917 on yahoo and diecamels2 on AIM, please dont IM me unless Ive accepted you as a friend or talked to you through mail :) Also, please dont message me on here with "Hey, your hot!" or "Hey your hot but I bet you already know that" or anything like that if you would like a response. I only respond to people who have something to say. If you are the most attractive girl in the world, but have nothing to say besides "Hey you are hot!!" you still will not receive a response from me. Same goes for people who use the mail service on here as an instant messenger, saying things like "Hey" or "Hey, whats up?" Oh and here is the answer to the most asked question: "Why dont you have a girlfriend?" or "Why are you single?" Response - Im kinda at the point in my life where I need to get stuff accomplished such as finish up school , move out soon, etc. So "most" girls are counter-productive towards me meeting my goals. Yes, I like consistency but having any titles isnt my top priority right now. If it happens, it happens, but im not forcing anything or settling either. Prove me wrong.

Music:

Our Lady Peace, Incubus, Nine Inch Nails, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Ryan Adams, The Killers, Maroon 5 for bands. Nelly, DMX, Lil Wayne, Twista, Eminem etc

Movies:

I havent seen every movie so i know there are better and worse movies. -BEST in no particular order-: Sleepers, Se7en, American History X, American Psycho, Scarface, A Time to Kill, Magnolia, Walk the Line, The Hustler, The Color of Money, Poolhall Junkies, Cookers, Waking Life, Donnie Darko, Lost Highway, Blue Velvet, No Country for Old Men, My Dog Skip, Trade, This Boys Life, 21 GRAMS, Bad Santa, Saw, Meet the Parents 1 and 2, The Goonies, Zero Day, Hooligans, The Gift, The Game, Elephant, Me and You and Everyone We Know, Edward Scissorhands, Belly, Alive, City of God, Awakenings, Dead End, Signs, The Ring, The Notebook, Life as a House, 40 yr old Virgin, Wedding Crashers, Igby Goes Down, 300, City of Angels, Leaving Las Vegas, Mean Creek, Crash, It, HOSTEL and Taxi Driver. -WORST-: New Willy Wonka (OMG so bad); House of the Dead; Freddy Got Fingered; A History of Violence; Vantage Point; Little Nicky; The Animal, The Sweetest Thing, Jason X, The Langoliers, Bubble, and most Pauly Shore movies.

Television:

LOST,Curb Your Enthusiasm, Chappelle Show, Entourage, The Office, Ali G, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Harvey Birdman, Web Shows, and Man vs Wild. American Inventor and Britians Got Talent. Documentaries.

Books:

True Crime-Ann Rule, Biographies, Horror/Suspense-Richard Layman, Bentley Little, Bret Easton Ellis, Dean Koontz, and Charles Bukowski.

Heroes:

Soldiers in Iraq.

My Blog

Halloween descriptive essay I wrote

Little Johnny's Halloween              The October wind was tranquil and placid as the vibrant orange sun set over the brilliantly clear autumn...
Posted by Greg on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 01:29:00 PST

7/12 poem

its like playing rock-um-sock-um robots sockless, a road sign of the apocalpysethe crypt keeper pertending to be asleep, eaten alive by hungry sheep who cant sleepnarcolepsy, from the ledge, the jumpe...
Posted by Greg on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 02:49:00 PST

One more for you whores

Sci-fi to the core like the upper mantle and the troposphereIm at the tropic of capricorn feeling so sick I just saw a goddamn unicorn even though im as agnosticas the Trik's rabbit watching soft corn...
Posted by Greg on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 03:26:00 PST

Political as I get

Political nonsense of my percieved moral utopia or lack there of.....by Greg******************************************************** ************************************************************ ********...
Posted by Greg on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 08:56:00 PST

abstract expression

Probably 90% of people will read these and be like this dude is insane. You may be right j/k No, Everyone expresses themselves in different ways artisically. Art is subjective and left to whoever to d...
Posted by Greg on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 03:24:00 PST

untitled incoherence

a T-bone steak birthday cake mistakea coffee break for Jake who partakes in cakea give and take for Pete's sake now his cock and ass ache while he lie awakea fake-n-bake earthquake milkshakecornflakes...
Posted by Greg on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 04:48:00 PST

just read it

It's the ignition switchin,cognition exhibition sit-in, resulting in fruition in the kitchen dissin and ditchin bitches with ambition on a mission pitchin' petitions, non-fiction friction rendition. P...
Posted by Greg on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 12:55:00 PST

poetic nonsense

A pedestrian equestrian on ecstacywitnessing a Seabiscuit and gravy vasectomymetaphorical nonessential hysterectomyI ain't right despite you being to the left of metesting me by suggesting having sex ...
Posted by Greg on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 12:54:00 PST

Intoxicated writing

Furious Fisherman by day,Jesus-esque carpenter at nightSarah Silverman forgot she was capable of blue tooth activities,dirty teeth and cavitiesTailormade gatorade on a dateIts never too late to wait a...
Posted by Greg on Tue, 29 May 2007 02:33:00 PST

handjobs

I don't understand the point of getting a "handjob" from someone other than yourself. First, there is no girl who is gonna give me a better handjob than myself. Here are some reasons why:1.) I know my...
Posted by Greg on Sun, 06 May 2007 04:41:00 PST