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About Me

Yeah yeah yeah im a bad mutha fuka you best lock up your daughters and wives because JD is about to attack!!!! im hot right now, you know what im saying, if your legal and ready to put out im your man, but dont be making a fool of me by coming back to mine and being a spastic. I dontr need no frigid little spastics in my room refusing to be loved by the best. i got a great body and i know how to love you dig! i almost forgot to mention that i am one hell of a shredder on the guitar i love to spend hours every day widdling and sliding my hands up and down my stiff neck. I work my guitar like i work my women, all day and all night, hard fast, regurlarly and in everyway possible. There is only two types of music worth listening to in my mind and that is the hardest soft rock there is (whitesnake, jovi etc) and R'n'b thast the shit i get my groove on to. so spread your legs open your ears and become endowed! I LOVE POON!!!! (and rock)!!!

My Interests

POON!!!! you dig?

I'd like to meet:

+16 year olds (18+ in the appropriate states and countries, but im sure we can turn a blind eye) who need to be broken, you dig! i love my poon. i dont want to meet 16+ spastics you dig

Music:

Prince pre johavah years. Barry (i used be alive) white. David Hasselhoff, dave lee roth, you dig?

Movies:

Slam it up her ass!!!! prt 1. anything with van damme, steven seagull, or Paul(thats not a knife) hogan.

Television:

Late night channel 5, Queer as folk (you never know when you might try it). Any sort of poon acion on channel 4 they some times show pubes. The tweenies.

Books:

Men only, she came in the night, the art of sucking and fucking (by my good self). Aggresive love making (by my good self). Loving for the first time (by my good self). Giving it back to the ladies by my good self) Dealing with Recieving (by Tom Wright)

Heroes:

myself