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KARAOKE with Frankie Almost
If you are 21 or over, model/dancer/comedian/juggler or any kind of variety act...please call 702-465-7694
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Karaoke!!!
Hosted By: Frankie Almost
When: FRIDAYS
Time: 10:30PM - 5:00AM
Where: AJ's Tavern
3650 S. Decatur @ Twain
Las Vegas, NV 89103
Phone: (702) 246-6919
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MySpace Layouts Click on the map to zoom in & make your own! YOU SHOULD ADD ME!
and here's why...
1. I don't care how old you are!
2. I don't care what color/race you are!
3. I don't care if you're gay or straight.
4. I don't care if you think you're ugly.
5. This is "myspace" not real life.
6. I want to meet & talk to ALL types of people!
7. blah blah blah
8. I'm a good friend and always return messages (no matter how long it takes)
9. I post bulletins & blogs that are actual stories & thoughts of mine.
10. I work at the coolest bar in Vegas (AJ's Tavern)
This is to all of the people that wonder why I want to be friends with you: I like being friends with EVERYONE! There's too much hate in the world and I'd be more concerned about why someone wouldn't want to be friends...you don't agree??
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My Interests

Shiny stuff, Things that bounce, Electricity, Worm Holes and the whole space/time continuum, oh ... also girls and their naughty parts.

I'm everything I ever wanted to be, almost! Hence the name "Frankie Almost." An auto-derived name self-appointed for my attainments or lack there of. I'm looking for friends and things to relinquish me from solitude! My "TURN ONS" Consist of Writing Music, Video Games, Yahoo Grafitti, Beer, Bubble Baths, Cheese, Sunshine on my face, Long Drives, Talk Radio, The smell of coffee, Sleep, Paying in pennies, Picking my nose and making faces on cam under a girl's screen name, Girls with braces, Big noses, Little button noses, and females in general. (in that order) Actually "turn ons" are hard for me to decipher. I have stared at someone in consternation for being exactly what I don't want and found myself oddly and immensely attracted

I'd like to meet:

I also wanna meet Alyssa Milano , John Travolta , Soleil Moon Frye , Prince , Carrot Top , Santa Claus , Amy Ferguson , John Hutchison , Lacey Chabert , Alyson Michalka , Michelle Trachtenberg , Nikki Ziering , & Jennifer Sky

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I can say "I love you" in over 20 languages and never learned hate. I can also ask where to get a cheeseburger in 8 languages, just in case...cuz you never know when you might need such vital information.

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Une poÃ©sie en franÃ§ais par Frankie Almost: Cette femme tellement parfaite, je ne saurai jamais. Cependant, la femme est tout ce que j'ai jamais connu. Si la femme est vivante et respire la vie, pourquoi je doivent avaler plus de mort? Il n'y a aucun espoir. Il doit Ãªtre seul.

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Music:

Yes, I like songs about food.

Television:

All the time...I'm trapped in my house and watch cooking shows while I stuff my fat face. :-)

Books:

Cook books...duh!

Heroes:

Chef Boyardee

My Blog

Random Pondering Questions of the Day

Here's some random questions that I've been pondering... 1. What will we do when we all have to actually talk to each other again?2. Do the little yellow ribbons on the back of your car actually help ...
Posted by Frankie Almost on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 05:20:00 PST

Everything I Adore!

This isn't a song. This isn't a poem. It's not bound by the typical rules of writing.This is a hidden message for my secret obsession.Can you find the hidden message? Look long, look hard, no hin...
Posted by Frankie Almost on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 06:48:00 PST

Be Still

Originally posted on Aug 6 2006 I always liked this so I'm posting it again... Time to sitTime to reflectTime to missTime to regret Time to wonderTime to thinkTime to witherTime to drink Time to quit ...
Posted by Frankie Almost on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 01:38:00 PST

My $500.00 Contest, FIXED???

You know I've been hearing a LOT of rumors about my $500.00 contest at Royal Frog being fixed. Well, let me tell you all something... I have been in many fixed contests and been entering contests for ...
Posted by Frankie Almost on Mon, 14 May 2007 02:52:00 PST

$12,000 REWARD (VEGAS PEOPLE READ)

Click this link then read or watch the video. $12,000 REWARD CLICK HERE!This is a story about an airman here in Vegas that served twice in Iraq only to come home and be gunned down at a babyshower. I ...
Posted by Frankie Almost on Sat, 05 May 2007 05:54:00 PST

Polly Esther's Vegas (Dance Video)

The Frank Add to My Profile | More VideosOur friend Susan started filming as I was getting tired. Didn't really catch any good moves but, I love the girly screams! There were like 6 or ...
Posted by Frankie Almost on Fri, 04 May 2007 02:24:00 PST

Friday Night Live (Jet performs poolside @ Hardrock)

Last night was freakin' crazy! It all started several days ago actually when I came across a bunch of passes to see Jet play. The concert was set poolside at the Hardrock Hotel, here in Vega...
Posted by Frankie Almost on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 09:05:00 PST

ROUND TABLE PIZZA PROBLEMS

Most of you people know from reading my posts and my blog that I am on this rigorous diet. Well, I've been eating blan crumbs for a little over a week now. Along with my diet comes the blessing of 1 c...
Posted by Frankie Almost on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 06:04:00 PST

I am too off kilter...

None of you are cognizant to my persona. I must conform, I must conform! Very well, which cloned partisan shall I replicate, just for your obstinance and for my dismay? Do tell...or rather on this day...
Posted by Frankie Almost on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 03:04:00 PST

GOLDEN PALM KARAOKE...GONE IN 9 DAYS!

Yes, it's true...The Golden Palm is closing on Tuesday February 20th! They will be closing their doors to the hotel & lounge (where I host my Karaoke show). They will (in the near future) be implo...
Posted by Frankie Almost on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 12:57:00 PST