It worked! |
I was parked stopped behind a Hummer H2 this morning, and I was reminded of that very memorable commercial with the big robot monster and the Godzilla-ish monster that meet (oh so romantically)...
Posted by Cheer up Sleepy Jean on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 12:15:00 PST |
everybody is a-dancing now |
Using my newly-purchased Desert Essence-brand facial cleansing pads this afternoon, I noticed a familiar scent. "Reminds me of late summer, a few long years ago, an unknown location, undisclosed names...
Posted by Cheer up Sleepy Jean on Fri, 04 Nov 2005 02:36:00 PST |
too chubby |
Something has been bothering me since last night. The book I was in love with ended. It was the beginning, and as we all know the Beginning is riddled with clues for how the middle, the...
Posted by Cheer up Sleepy Jean on Thu, 08 Sep 2005 09:55:00 PST |
Oh, crap, I forgot the jumbo-sized turkey fryer |
I rode my bike to the local Wal-Mart shopping center today (for my sister's fish food! I swear!) and after a few minutes of confusion (can I hitch ol' Francois to the railing outside the KFC? W...
Posted by Cheer up Sleepy Jean on Mon, 29 Aug 2005 06:10:00 PST |
running over flowers |
I just wanted to tell everyone what a great summer I'm having. If I talk to you in real life, you probably already heard me say it about forty times. Thanks, everyone. Now all I have to do is fi...
Posted by Cheer up Sleepy Jean on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Who wants a psychoanalysis?!? |
I love self-absorption! I figure out the rest of the world by focusing only on myself! To wit: I have an inferiority complex coupled with a superiority complex, which induces not only guilt (because ...
Posted by Cheer up Sleepy Jean on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
eat some dicks, dude |
So last night I came home and taking up two parking spots in front of our house is this HUMONGOUS truck - ya know the kind: raised and sparkly and urban-assaulting, costs more than a three-bedroom ho...
Posted by Cheer up Sleepy Jean on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
sunburned butt |
all i wanna do lately is ride my bike around town. i like finding that part of the beach that has no people on a bright breezy day when i need a nap and have good reading material and throw my towel ...
Posted by Cheer up Sleepy Jean on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
bad fer my teeth |
one time when we were 19 or 20 i made a mix tape for Adam and was so proud of it even though it was silly stuff like queen and cheap trick and i'm retarded but he loved me and still called me all the ...
Posted by Cheer up Sleepy Jean on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
uh, Chicken Soup for the Vegetarian Soul |
So this is the year i will move. That's it : move away, maybe write a song, but i won't plan anything else. Too many choices: isn't that a huge collective psychosis in our culture right now? Not goin...
Posted by Cheer up Sleepy Jean on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
