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The Chariot

About Me

"I've seen things, you people wouldn't believe, hmmm.
... attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.
I've watched C Beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate. All those moments, will be lost in time like tears in rain..."
["... time to die ..."]
---Blade Runner
"Breathe into my hands
I'll hold them like a glass to drink from."
--Glass Case Vello Case
"Ninjas aren't dangerous. They're more afraid of you than you are of them..."
-The Tick
"The eyes she had..."
--Samouel Beckett, Krapps Last Tape
"Ones ability to endure is based solely on ones ignorance of alternate choices."
--Me
"Mankind are governed more by their feelings than by reason."
--Samuel Adams
"In our minds, love and lust are really separated. It's hard to find someone that can be kind and you can trust enough to leave your kids with, and isn't afraid to throw her man up against the wall and lick him from head to toe."
--Tori Amos
"Rosencrantz: Do you ever think of yourself as actually dead, lying in a box with a lid on it?
Guildenstern: No.
Ros: Nor do I, really„£. It's silly to be depressed by it. I mean one thinks of it like being alive in a box, one keeps forgetting to take into account the fact that one is dead „£ which should make all the difference „£ shouldn't it? I mean, you'd never know you were in a box, would you? It would be just like being asleep in a box. Not that I'd like to sleep in a box, mind you, not without any air - you'd wake up dead, for a start, and then where would you be? Apart from inside a box. That's the bit I don't like, frankly. That's why I don't think of it„£.
[Guil stirs restlessly, pulling his cloak round him.]
Because you'd be helpless, wouldn't you? Stuffed in a box like that, I mean you'd be in there for ever. Even taking into account the fact that you're dead, it isn't a pleasant thought. Especially if you're dead, really „£ ask yourself, if I asked you straight off - I'm going to stuff you in this box now, would you rather be alive or dead? Naturally, you'd prefer to be alive. Life in a box is better than no life at all. I expect. You'd have a chance at least. You could lie there thinking - well, at least I'm not dead! In a minute someone's going to bang on the lid and tell me to come out. (Banging the floor with his fists.) "Hey you, whatsyername! Come out of there!"
Guil (jumps up savagely): You don't have to flog it to death!
Pause.
Ros: I wouldn't think about it , if I were you. You'd only get depressed. (Pause.) Eternity is a terrible thought. I mean, where's it going to end?"
--Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead
"I am BATOR!"
--Bator
"You can't fight in here, this is the War Room!"
--Dr Strangelove
"It is hard to change who you are when who you where is all around you."
--Me
"Tell me more about tthe forest
that you once called home"
--Dead Can Dance
"All these dreams are yours as well. The only distinction between me and you is that I can articulate them."
--Werner Herzog
"I just content myself dancing to the laughter of gods on fire."
--Jaynis Goldbaum
My various names, nicknames, and titles, are listed below, in random order. The ones listen in italics are dead, or dormant (with the right alchemy they could be resurrected, but many of their ingredients are rare, possibly even unique...).
Alan, Alex Finn, Woogum, Napoleon (as in, death to...), Captain Flavious of the Rump Guppy (long story), God (even longer story), Cookie, Elf Butt, Honorary Lesbian, Markovian Embassy/Brothel/Morale Officer, Snoogums, Al, Alien, Calaban, Armand, Turbo, Hopper (short for grass hopper), Hollow, Sven The Mctorturer(tm), Short Guy, Mask Maker.

My Interests

You

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I'd like to meet:

"...for people just waiting.
Waiting for a train to go
or a bus to come, or a plane to go
or the mail to come, or the rain to go
or the phone to ring, or the snow to snow
or waiting around for a Yes or a No
or waiting for their hair to grow.
Everyone is just waiting.

Waiting for the fish to bite
or waiting for wind to fly a kite
or waiting around for Friday night
or waiting, perhaps, for their Uncle Jake
or a pot to boil, or a Better Break
or a string of pearls, or a pair of pants
or a wig with curls, or Another Chance.
Everyone is just waiting.

NO!
That's not for you!

Somehow you'll escape
all that waiting and staying.
You'll find the bright places
where Boom Bands are playing.

With banner flip-flapping,
once more you'll ride high!
Ready for anything under the sky."

--Dr Seuss

Music:

Moby, Dead Can Dance, Tori Amos, Enya, Vast, Bare Naked Ladies, Dave Matthews, NIN, Bauhaus, The Sex Pistols, Paul Okenfold, Danny Elfman, Portishead, This Mortal Coil, Depeche Mode, Mephisto Waltz, Bjork, Sinaed Oconnor, Skinny Puppy, Pink Floyd, Peter Gabriel, KMFDM, Sisters of Mercy ,VNV Nation, Zeppelin, The Phantom of the Opera, Epic/Gothic/Fantasy/Musical [not necessarily all at once] Movie soundtracks, She Wants Revenge, Placebo.

Movies:

Yes.

Television:

Is a rectal probe for the mind.

Books:

Pablo Neruda, Phillip K Dick, Kafka, Tolkien, Anis Nin, Ann Rice, Margaret Weis, Stephen Hawking, Neal Stephenson, Dr Seuss, JK Rowling, Virginia Woolf, Barbara Kingsolver, Kahili Gibran, Kurt Vonnegut, William Gibson, CS Lewis, Charles Dickens (sometimes), Ray Bradbury, Frank Herbert, Orsen Scott Card.

Heroes:

http://www.jengajam.com/r/Christoper-Walken-Danc

My Blog

Horoscope

 Aries March 21 - April 19You'll be struck by a painful realization this Thursday concerning the relative force and speed of ordinary city buses.  Taurus April 20 - May 20By the time you get...
Posted by The Chariot on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 10:56:00 PST

An arguement for birth control.

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Posted by The Chariot on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 08:12:00 PST

For all you nethack (and Order of the Stick) fans:


Posted by The Chariot on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 11:48:00 PST

New Tanc Recipe

NEIMAN-STYLE TANCS 1.0 (Recipe may be halved)System Requirements: 2 cups butter 24 oz. Chocolate chips 4 cups flour 2 cups brown sugar 2 tsp. Soda 1 tsp. Salt 2 cups sugar 1 8 oz. chocolate bar (grat...
Posted by The Chariot on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 10:10:00 PST

Musing

Today I danced, and in dreams I sailed on a sea of souls, gliding on crescent waves under a silver moon. And Calaban, in his grave, sang.
Posted by The Chariot on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 02:01:00 PST

Phone Update

It is activated and seems to be working. However, For some reason Cell Phones get little to no reception at the house. So if you want to reach Gwynn or I, call the house first. If we're not at home, o...
Posted by The Chariot on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 10:16:00 PST

WTF!!!!???

alan@alan-desktop:~$ balazar* Balazar * Balazar lives in /usr/share/games* Balazar * (Psyco not found ; if you are using an x86 processor, installing psyco can speed up Balazar a little)Video mode set...
Posted by The Chariot on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 03:29:00 PST

Source code for

System Requirements: * 1 cup butter, softened * 1 1/2 cups packed brown sugar * 2 eggs * 1 cup peanut butter * 1 teaspoon vanilla extract * 2 3/4 cups all-purpose flour * 1/4 c...
Posted by The Chariot on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 10:09:00 PST

From the Onion

Last week at the supermarket, while shopping for my weekly supply of three dozen eggs and 12 pounds of mutton, I spotted a rack near the checkout lane containing several romance paperbacks. Normally, ...
Posted by The Chariot on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 10:04:00 PST

No cats where harmed in the making of this joke.

A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile, a zoophile and a pyromaniac are all sitting on a bench in a mental institution, bored out of their minds."How about having sex with a cat?" asked the z...
Posted by The Chariot on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 04:25:00 PST