scalped |
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Posted by on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 08:54:00 GMT |
advance of the ninja army |
Ninja number two is now in development. We will be bringing our army to california next spring for futher training, and exposure to that critical mix of pine, mercury and cyanide that makes us all gre...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 08:18:00 GMT |
I'd be safe and warm if i was in L.A. |
We have had our two weeks of summer here in London, and now it is back to grey dishwater skies and the slow drip of traditional English weather. But it wont be long now before Ill breathe in the old f...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 02:30:00 GMT |
the sultan's elephant |
"Once upon a time, there lived a sultan who was tormented in his dreams by visions of a little girl who was travelling through time. The sultan could no longer sleep, his growing anguish diverting his...
Posted by on Sat, 06 May 2006 12:57:00 GMT |
more boilermagnet poetry |
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Posted by on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 04:09:00 GMT |
hands free |
what i would do right now if i didn't have an animal hanging from my neck:#1 Take a LUSH bubblebath #2 Finish Penelopaid by Margaret Atwood#3 mop the kitchensad that i actually long for a moment alone...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 10:56:00 GMT |
good old blotter |
" At 5:52 p.m., a caller from the 600 block of Whiting Street reported a teenage boy was skateboarding in a yellow obscene costume. Police checked the area and were unable to locate the boy. &nbs...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 09:20:00 GMT |
Frigemagnet Poetry |
Or boilermagnet poetry in my case, since they don't actually have refrigerators that come up past your knees in the UK.
Posted by on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 05:14:00 GMT |
how true |
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Clara! Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of clara.The blood of mammals is red, the blood of insects is yellow, an...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jan 2006 08:15:00 GMT |
the day nothing blew up |
Today is the 400th anniversary of Britain's all time favorite holiday, Guy Fawkes Night. This holiday commemorates the day that a group of Catholics failed to blow up parliament. There are ma...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Nov 2005 12:44:00 GMT |
