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Kelley A.K.A. McLovin

Life is half spent before we know what it is....

About Me

I am 65% Evil Genius.
. Evil courses through my blood. Lies and deceit motivate my evil deeds. Crushing the weaklings and idiots that do nothing but interfere in my doings. Take the
Evil Genius Test
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Part Freaky Kisser


When you kiss, you want to experience something new A new technique, a new partner, a new piercing... And your own personal kissing style is very unpredictable There's no saying where your tongue or hands will go

Part Passionate Kisser


For you, kissing is about all about following your urges If someone's hot, you'll go in for the kiss - end of story You can keep any relationship hot with your steamy kisses A total spark plug - your kisses are bound to get you in trouble What Kind of Kisser Are You?
K Kinky
E Eccentric
L Loving
L Light
E Entertaining
Y Yummy
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What Is Your Best Sexual Skill?
Name:
Age:
Sex: Male Female
Sexuality: Straight Gay Bisexual
Flirting Skill Level - 55%
Kissing Skill Level - 35%
Cudding Skill Level - 59%
Sex Skill Level - 80%
Why They Love You You are too sexy for words.
Why They Hate You You are too sexy.
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How evil are you?
Your Superhero Persona by couplandesque
Your Name
Superhero Name The Scotsman
Super Power Can See Into The Future
Enemy The Gangsta
Mode Of Transportation Shopping Cart
Weapon A Stapler
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I Will Burn to Death!.
During one of your well known sex romps with the local slut, you neglected to put out your cigarette, and set fire to your house. Thinking your whales and moans to be those of passion, no one bothered calling 911... your death was one of the most painful imaginable.. And you didn't even get to cum.
Find out how you will die, Take the Death Quiz now!
If i was a serial killer i would be The Zodiac Killer .

Over the course of almost 9 years in the 1970s the Zodiac Killer took the lives of over 13 people, either stabbing or shooting them to death in or by their vehicles. All the targets were the same, couples in cars off rural roads.
Taunting cops the Zodiac Killer would send in encrypted messages to the local papers, describing how his past victims had died, and who would come next if they didn't post his message on the cover of the newspaper the following day. The only surviving witness described the zodiac killer as a heavy set man in a self fashioned hooded jacked that covered his face, brandishing a crossed circle that he always signed his letters with.
After 1978 the killings stopped, the Zodiac's case was never solved.
Kill count: 13
Find what serial killer you would be, Take the Serial Killer Quiz now!div style="font-family:verdana;font-size:10px;width:150px;BORDER : 1px solid;PADDING: 5px;BACKGROUND-COLOR: ..ffc933; TEXT-ALIGN: left" I am 60% White Trash.
. I may have been raised white trash, but I have escaped to find the other side. Even now my white trash traits sneak out, like drinking beer from the bottle at a restaurant. Take the
White Trash Test
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Kelley Christopher Ward's Aliases


Your movie star name: Chips George
Your fashion designer name is Kelley Dublin
Your socialite name is Goober San Diago
Your fly girl / guy name is K War
Your detective name is Liger Livermore
Your barfly name is Chips SoCo And Coke
Your soap opera name is Christopher Oakmont
Your rock star name is Snickers Mustang
Your star wars name is Kelbus Wareri
Your punk rock band name is The Bored Pocket Pussy The Amazing Meganame Generator

Your Political Profile


Overall: 40% Conservative, 60% Liberal
Social Issues: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Ethics: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Defense and Crime: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal How Liberal / Conservative Are You?

Your ..1 Love Type: INTP


The ThinkerIn love, you are honest and serious about commitment. For you, sex is something you think about and desire a lot of the time.Overall, you are pure in your affection and feelings. However, you tend to be suspicious and distrusting at times.Best matches: ENTJ and ESTJ

Your ..2 Love Type: ENTP


The VisionaryIn love, you are always trying to improve and grow your relationship. For you, sex should be a spontaneous adventure.Overall, you are magnetic, inspiring, and a charmer. However, you tend to get bored and want to change partners frequently.Best matches: INFJ and INTJ

Your ..3 Love Type: INFP


The IdealistIn love, you crave a long term, harmonious relationship. For you, sex doesn't come quickly - it takes time for you to open up.Overall, you are supportive, nurturing, and expressive. However, you tend to be shy and protective of your personal space.Best matches: ENFJ and ESFJWhat's Your Love Type?

My Interests

Choppers, Street trucks, Mustangs, meeting new people

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet people that like to have a good time and hang out.I am 53% Promiscuous.
.. I like sex and have a healthy sex life. I get just enough and know how to use my sexuality. Some people might have a problem, but that is their problem not mine. They just need to get more. Take the
Promiscuous Test
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Music:

I am into all kinds of music.White and Nerdy

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Movies:

Too many to list, I like almost anything, Favs are Kevin Smith movies and other comedies and action

Television:

Monster Garage, Fear Factor, American Chopper, Monster House, Myth Busters, CSI, That 70's Show, and anything that catches my interests

Books:

Anything by Michael Crichton, Dan Brown, Steven King

Heroes:

Jesse James and Fred Durst
You're Mr. Pink, played by Steve Buscemi. You don't
like to tip waitresses unless they really
deserve it. You're a bit paranoid about what's
going on. You're a little weird and think
you're the only one who acts like a
professional.

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My Blog

SEX!!!

"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL." Lynn Lavner    "Having sex is like playing brid...
Posted by Kelley on Tue, 16 May 2006 07:57:00 PST

Joke of the day

One day a man walked in a bar with a box. He sat down, opened the box and out popped a leprechaun. The man told the bartender, "I want a Rolling Rock and a shot of whiskey for my buddy here." There w...
Posted by Kelley on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 10:06:00 PST

Andy Rooney tells it as he sees it

Andy Rooney said on "60 Minutes" a few weeks back: I don't think being a minority makes you a victim of anything except numbers. The only things I can think of that are truly discriminatory are things...
Posted by Kelley on Thu, 08 Sep 2005 02:31:00 PST

Mayonnaise jar and the coffee

> "MAYONNAISE JAR AND COFFEE > >When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a >day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the coffee.... > >A professor...
Posted by Kelley on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

What a week

Last Saturday I come to find out that my father had passed. SO then I have to work on Monday during the day and then another night shift that night. I finally get done with work and get home about six...
Posted by Kelley on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST