A poem I wrote |
Darkness
The sun is down, the moon is higha Beast of darkness is in the skyEternal Spirit of chainless mindin the shadows of the night, envythe beauty of the Beast, Spirit of air inhis majesti...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 18:44:00 GMT |
What happend?? |
At first I thought this was funny...then I realized the awful truth of it...
Be sure to read all the way to the end!
Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.
Tax his tractor,
Tax...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 11:26:00 GMT |
Be Careful what you ask for |
A Professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular Contractions" to his first year medical students. Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor decided to lighten the ...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 21:54:00 GMT |
Breakfast with Mr. Bush |
BREAKFAST WITH MR. BUSHDick Cheney and George W. Bush were havingbreakfast at the White House.The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he wouldlike, and he replies, "I'd like a bowl of oatmeal and som...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 21:53:00 GMT |
kids |
A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned insick one day.Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed theemployee's home phone number and was greeted wi...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 21:52:00 GMT |
Men |
I'M GOING FISHING"Means: "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety." "IT'S A GUY THING"Means: "There is no...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 21:50:00 GMT |
Monk Story |
The new young monk is assigned to help the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the order by hand. He notices that they are copying from copies, not from the original manuscript. So the n...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 21:48:00 GMT |
A letter |
AN OPEN LETTER TOMR. JAMES THATCHER,BRAND MANAGER,PROCTER & GAMBLE.Dear Mr. Thatcher,I have been a loyal user of your Always maxi pads for over 20 years, and I appreciate many of their features. ...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 13:08:00 GMT |
Mayonnaise Jar and Two Cups of Coffee |
When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2cups of coffee.A professor stood before his philosophy class and had...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 21:32:00 GMT |
A True Story from Houston Medical Center |
A True Story from Houston Medical Center A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his [censored].According to the Nurse attending, the patient'sgirl friend found the ring in hi...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 08:27:00 GMT |
