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the Snailien

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About Me

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I'd like to meet:


good old friends.

Heroes:

stephen hawking and koko the gorilla.
You are Frida Kahlo! You are an artistic,
passionate, vulnerable person, with openly
bisexual tendancies and were the first womyn to
have her own gallery show in Mexico. You slept
with ... Trotsky?

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My Blog

If anything makes my stomach queasy....

    ...it's the horde of whiteboys under Sather Gate, jostling in clumsy equine fashion like a scene out of 28 Days Later, only with more Urban Outfitter and less blood than I like.Clic...
Posted by the Snailien on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 07:32:00 PST

The gobstopper

I feel a bit wonky...because I'm gonna make gobstoppers that gobstop Meningitis!!!!Muahahhah......
Posted by the Snailien on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 06:46:00 PST

Ditties for geeks

For those of you planning on taking a Calculus course, you'll have to memorize a hellish amount of formulas, including the inverse trig functions and inverse hyperbolic trig functions.  To ease t...
Posted by the Snailien on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 02:05:00 PST

divine Insignificance ~*

So a couple of days ago I received a letter, sealed in a vivid baby blue envelope, screaming UC Office of Undergraduate Admissions.  It read:   We have received your Application. ...
Posted by the Snailien on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 11:58:00 PST

Monk.

Is my hero.I love Tony Shaloub.  The man understands.
Posted by the Snailien on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 10:46:00 PST

Four Thought Schemes:

I have spent some time thinking about the different types of 'thinking,' and have recognized at least four interrelated categories:  1)  Visual thought--for primarily visual thinkers.  ...
Posted by the Snailien on Sun, 23 Jul 2006 04:02:00 PST

It has begun.

A pre-natal test for autism has been devised:DetailsVideoAsk yourselves how many of you would have been aborted if your genes came under fire.  I am pro-choice, but the WHOLE POINT of allowing ab...
Posted by the Snailien on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 11:42:00 PST

Look, People:

{Friends, don't even bother reading this.  You already know all of this, I'm sure, and are past it.}Just because I blush inappropriately does not make me straight.  It does not make me attra...
Posted by the Snailien on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 10:55:00 PST

smoot: /smoot/, n.

1 smoot = 67 in. = 170.18 cm{Smoot at faqs}[MIT] A unit of length equal five feet seven inches. The length of the Harvard Bridge in Boston is famously 364.4 smoots plus an ear (the ear is alleg...
Posted by the Snailien on Mon, 29 May 2006 05:41:00 PST

Doh!

    I'm still trying to find a way to add people to my blog's private list, but there is a problem with people whose display names have weird fonts.  I am still working on it, so p...
Posted by the Snailien on Sun, 28 May 2006 09:03:00 PST