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Chris

MAY & NOV [NOPI 2007-08 Calendar]

About Me

My name's Chris Kaminsky. Rather than guess, I'll tell you I am Polish; born and raised in Pennsylvania. PennState Alumni in Computer Engineering; I work in I.T. but am by no means a geek! I'm a musician, an actor, a racer, and someday a private pilot. I enjoy horseback, sailing, kayaking and the company of gorgeous women. :-)
I am above all things... A HOPELESS ROMANTIC ~muah~
This year (2007) I shall strive to become as good a photographer as my professional father [gallery] . But REAL photography... portraits and glamour-shots, not simply to collect for my upcoming website www.HotWheelsMINI.com (under construction).
Yeah I'm a car lover, but that's a small part of who I am... I'm a songwriter/musician (piano/guitar/violin), singer, masseuse (oh yeah!), general all-around nice guy and party nut. :-)oh and as for my massages... been told I'm quite good. I got references! lol maybe playing musical instruments makes me good with my hands (and fingers). Hmmm
Crash Test: MINI Cooper vs. FORD F150

"Howee" the HotWheels MINI


My Interests



I'm very involved in this area's fun and party-scene; from seafood BBQs at the Embassy, to pool parties in Great Falls, sailing on the Potomac to racing out at Summit Point WV.Should I *grow* on you, perhaps I may also offer you a wilderness adventure out to Front Royal for some horseback, canoeing/kayaking or relaxing winery tours.

I'd like to meet:

ALL 1,300+ of my MS Friends! 'specially the hot ones :) :) Someone with ballz big enough to race me in this McLaren F1 GTR

Heroes:

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My Blog

the doctor said there is no cure

... I have R.P.S. (restless penis syndrome).Yes, sadly I've suffered all my young-adult life with this medical condition; seems my c0ck has a mind-of-its-own. I lost control of my urges when I was onl...
Posted by Chris on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 10:32:00 PST