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Jake and the Tijuana Brass

Cant you even see this burning paradise...

About Me

I hate people who walk slowly infront of me. I hate clubs, especially ones that try and pass as pubs. Oh and cars, and brahs that cruise in them. I play drums in a country and western band called The Pork Hunts. Christianity is based on Astrology and Ancient Pagon religions. DONT TELL ME I'M TALL... I FUCKING KNOW!!!! AND JUST FOR THE RECORD, NO! I DONT PLAY BASKETBALL. Every single person I meet asks me. Even people I see on a regualr basis tell me continually. I work in a stationary shop; Full time. Exciting life eh? I love the calvary so much.
I have been really picky relationship wise lately. Not giving anyone a chance that I can clearly see a problem with.
First of all, I need a girl who will argue with me, preferably vegan, atleast vego. DO NOT CHANGE FOR ME! A girl who knows how dumb love is, and knows that love is something that comes after years of being together. Basically someone that will tolerate me, and put up with my shit.
Not asking much :)
Don’t settle for anything less than universal respect for every living creature that has breath in it’s lungs and chest regardless of race, sex, preference, or whatever the fuck it says in ancient text

My Interests

Not wearing shoes.
Not Eating Meat.
Pierings and Tattoos.
Punk, hardcore, metal.
Canada.
My Bike
Bloody Marys

I'd like to meet:

To...

Jelena
Amanda Calvary
Emily Calvary
Seven
Lord Stompy
Joey
Emily
Butter
SJ
LynzeeXcore
Lewis
Kegan
Gardy
Michael
Erin
Caz
Casey
Ness
Chris
This is Brutally yours.

Music:

A Secret Death
Against Me!
Circle takes the square
Converge
DAY I DIE
Daughters
Defiance Ohio
Genghis tron
Jerks
Love Like... Electrocution
Mindsnare
Nick Cave
The Number 12 looks like you
Operation Ivy
Quebec
Queen
La Quiete
Pisschrist
PsyOpus
Prison bitch
PROPAGANDHI
REGINA SPEKTOR
The Rivalry
Sage Francis
Spacebong
Stolen Youth

Movies:

Canibal! The Musical
Degrassi: Schools Out!
Dead leaves
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Interstate 60
One Flew over the Cuckoos nest
The Illusionist
Kill Bill
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
La Vie En Rose
Natural Born Killers
The prestige
Zeitgeist

Television:

Degrassi junior high
Degrassi High
Tintin
TRAILER PARK BOYS!!

My Blog

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1. One day I will drown in beer2. I work at a stationary shop3. Italics came on and i dont know why? 4. I hate country music so much I play in a country band5. up to Question 5 and i have nothing to s...
Posted by Jake and the Tijuana Brass on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 06:01:00 PST

Door

Somebody gave me this telephone... I think it was Edie... yeah it was Edie... and she said I could talk to God with it, but uh... I don't have anything to say... so here...this is for you... now you c...
Posted by Jake and the Tijuana Brass on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 06:39:00 PST