Rock n' Roll, Whoring around town, being the best Cobra Commander I can be, and being awesome.
Rockers and/or Rollers that are in it for the long haul. Because baby, when you're born to rock, Heads will roll!!! The Noid cause he's wicked cool!
Something like this:
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Betty Blowtorch and Her Amazing True Life Adventures, Decline of Western Civilization 2 "The Metal Years", Star Wars, Mean Girls, Blow, Anything with Jenna or Tera...
Simpsons, Entourage, Sopranos, Metal Mania, Family Guy, That 70's Show, The Simple Life, The Surreal Life, pretty much any cheesy reality show good enough to be on VH1.
Motley Crue "The Dirt", New York Dolls "Too Much Too Soon", Fargo Rock City, In Cold Blood (Johnny Thunders biography), Where the Wild Things Are
Nikki Sixx, Michael Monroe, Johnny Thunders, Bianca Butthole, and John Elway