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Jonny Stiletto aka "Kid Flash"

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I've been breaking hearts since 1979.....I play Bassez and pretty faces. I'm a laid-back cool drink of water on a hot summer's day. I live for rock n' roll and my friends. I never get down on myself for anything I do, and I don't apologize for anything I've done. I'm really easy to get along with if you're cool and we share the same interests. Do not come up to me with your stuck up attitude expecting to be my friend, because I wouldn't give you the steam off my piss if you were freezing to death. I have a raunchy sense of humor, and if you don't get it, we probably won't get along, but that's not to say I won't try. Everybody gets one shot at friendship with me, so if you screw it up, you blew it, unless I think you're worthy of another chance. Believe me, it's really hard to screw up. I have no tolerance for drama of any sort, so if you fall in this category, goodbye! I always say what's on my mind, which tends to get me into trouble from time to time. No sugar-coating here, kids, what you see is what you get! I'm also really sick of you heathen little sluts trying to pimp out your webcams on MySpace. Leave me alone, don't send a friend request, because that's the last thing I need is you filthy hookers polluting my bulletin board!

My Interests

Rock n' Roll, Whoring around town, being the best Cobra Commander I can be, and being awesome.

I'd like to meet:

Rockers and/or Rollers that are in it for the long haul. Because baby, when you're born to rock, Heads will roll!!! The Noid cause he's wicked cool!

Music:

Something like this:

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Movies:

Betty Blowtorch and Her Amazing True Life Adventures, Decline of Western Civilization 2 "The Metal Years", Star Wars, Mean Girls, Blow, Anything with Jenna or Tera...

Television:

Simpsons, Entourage, Sopranos, Metal Mania, Family Guy, That 70's Show, The Simple Life, The Surreal Life, pretty much any cheesy reality show good enough to be on VH1.

Books:

Motley Crue "The Dirt", New York Dolls "Too Much Too Soon", Fargo Rock City, In Cold Blood (Johnny Thunders biography), Where the Wild Things Are

Heroes:

Nikki Sixx, Michael Monroe, Johnny Thunders, Bianca Butthole, and John Elway

My Blog

So this is Cruefest?......

...hmm....I thought it would be bigger than this...Seriously, I had a really radass time this past weekend, got to meet a ton of new people who will now and forever carry around a piece of Jonny's hea...
Posted by Jonny Stiletto aka "Kid Flash" on Fri, 01 Aug 2008 11:42:00 PST

You're giving me a RASH!!!!!!!!!

Don't stand so close to me, because you're totally giving me an itch I just can't shake. And Bon Jovi sucks my left testicle...............Until my right one's jealous..........Hey, I'm no spelling b...
Posted by Jonny Stiletto aka "Kid Flash" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Look at you (Backyard Babies)

Look at you man, Look at the band, Look at the day don't throw it away, I need a pilll, and a coffee refill, and everything is gonna be alright I SWEAR! Look at your cat and your 80 suare flat, Loo...
Posted by Jonny Stiletto aka "Kid Flash" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Remember the King!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OK, so I just got finished watching a video on VH1 Classic that I really wish I hadn't seen. Apparently, it was the "Fine Young Cannibals" doing a cover of one of the greatest songs of all time, "Su...
Posted by Jonny Stiletto aka "Kid Flash" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Damn, I Rock

Vanity is a good thing
Posted by Jonny Stiletto aka "Kid Flash" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST