You Are 78% Evil
You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot.
How Evil Are You?
some partners in crime, some good folks sans pretension, some people to challenge me, somebody that will keep me from getting drunk alone at the metropolitan ;)and i'd really like to get inebriated with amy sedaris, but i think i'd be in a long, long line of gays.
dolly parton, the smiths, morrissey, rufus wainwright, martha wainwright, emmylou harris, george jones, neko case, tammy wynette, flaming lips, new pornographers, neutral milk hotel, rosanne cash, johnny cash, scissor sisters, alison krauss, arcade fire, b-52s, belle and sebastian, panda bear, beirut (thank you daniel), billy bragg, wilco, bjork, blondie, conway twitty, patsy cline, decemberists, dwight yoakam, gwen stefani, handsome boy modeling school, juice newton, kenny rogers, laura cantrell, loretta lynn, madonna, nanci griffith, nitty gritty dirt band, pat benatar, pet shop boys, depeche mode, REM, ladytron, and a lot more
adaptation, being john malkovich, nine to five, godfather (i & ii), serial mom, pee wee's big adventure, gone with the wind, natural born killers, sophie's choice, death becomes her, best little whorehouse in texas, overboard, monster, breakfast on pluto, brokeback mountain (crash: you suck balls), boys don't cry, jaws, nightmare on elm street, deer hunter, big business, dark crystal, labrynth, muppets take manhattan, steel magnolias, fight club, boogie nights, magnolia, jackie brown, and on and on
strangers with candy, abfab, sopranos (best show ever), six feet under (also best show ever), dallas, he-man, crank yankers, sometimes weeds, lancelot link: secret chimp, she-ra ;)
READ THIS BOOK. It's my new favorite, thanks to Austin. Seriously, this might be the best book I've ever read. running with scissors, me talk pretty one day, wicked, the witches, james and the giant peach, the beautiful room is empty .... surely i've read more than that. oops.and i finally succumbed to the potter in 2007. to those of you (like i used to be) who make fun of the potter books: give in. you'll be so happy that you did.
mom and dad, dolly parton, my sisters, amy sedaris, rufus wainwright, and he's the most powerful man in the universe. and clearly gay.