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fuck your mom and her anal warts

your breath's as hard as kerosene...

About Me

future homeowner/fromagier to the rich and famous/dad of the year, current brazilianist/photographer/student.i need to clean my room i like to wear ugly clothes 'cause i can i'm an enneagram type 8 personality i dont like my teeth nor my body i wish i had straight hair i dont like sweet picklesi offend people rather easily i never hold my tongue it takes some getting used to but most people learn to love it and it ends up being their favorite thing about mei love to cook and drink and smoke whatever will catch fire except crack crack is never acceptable plus its for the poor and if youre not poor and youre smoking crack then youve got some serious problems but i guess youve got serious problems either wayim more scared of you than you are of me. really i am, i have a doctor's note.my aim sn is jambonchampignon

My Interests

architecture, art, avocados, clothing, cheese, design, driving, insects, language, lime, monkeys, mountains, smoke, sound, travel

I'd like to meet:

rem koolhaas, issey miyake, diana vreeland, nikola tesla,tulane students who are actually interesting complex aware individuals,someone i remember the next day,all those whose heads turn as i go past

Music:

!!!, air, belle & sebastian, bjork, blonde redhead,bright eyes, cibo matto, daddy, the faint, led zeppelin,the make-up/scene creamers, nico, pavement, pinback,pulp, the rapture, stereolab,willie nelson

Television:

six feet under, dead like me, queer as folk, er, the surreal life, carnivale, aqua teen hunger force (the moon rules!!), sealab 2021, family guy

Books:

anything by murakami

Heroes:

avedon, oscar niemeyer, mom & dad, oprah, getulio vargas, alexandre herchcovitch, morton subotnick, julia child