Fine cigars, single malt whisky, tattoos, rave culture, goth culture, lounge and tiki, old anime, LOLcats, rebutting fundies, pretending to be hip, subtle sarcasm, penguin spanking, priest baiting, and laughing with bunnies.
I'd like to meet:
... someone who will not constantly call in favors from corporate assassins... I tire of the bribes, the ducking of bullets which then strike innocent people and their grocery bags, the hospital escapes, and the ominous phone booth calls... and for schist's sake, all the blood... and someone who will love me despite my multiple freezers filled with clown parts... did I say that aloud?
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Call Dave toll free: 800-516-7957 x44266.
Insult the hell out of him. Do it now, and be clever about it.
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Music:
Underworld, Siouxsie and The Banshees, Jimi Hendrix, Bauhaus, The Doors, The Sisters of Mercy, Pantera, Coil, Basil Poledouris, Led Zeppelin, Lords of Acid, Ivy, Kings of Convenience, Tito Puente, Death In Vegas, Junkie XL, Android Lust, Los Super Elegantes, Ils, Two Ton Boa, Puffy AmiYumi, The Noisettes, any good mariachi, heavy Wagnerian classical, and Earth, Wind & Fire, dammit
Movies:
Conan the Barbarian, Raiders of the Lost Ark, the Lord of the Rings trilogy, The Seven Samurai, Excalibur, Sanjuro, Dead Man, Snow White: A Tale of Terror, Vampire Hunter D, Big Trouble in Little China, Tombstone, Dazed & Confused, The Thin Man, and a number of film noire flicks
Television:
I cannot look at the television without weeping ever since Herculoids, Robotech and Star Frontiers left the air, but Anthony Bourdain holds my attention.
Books:
Anything by Neil Gaiman, Robert E. Howard, H.P. Lovecraft, Douglas Adams, William Gibson, Shirow Masamune, Stan Sakai, or Tolkien.
Heroes:
Richard Dawkins, Frederick Douglass, and Carl Sagan, depending on whether I'm feeling outraged at ignorance, outraged at racism, or dreamily geeky over issues of Astronomy magazine. Bianca is always my hero(ine).
