I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter. When it comes to formalities I say leave it out. I break balls with sledgehammers. My weapon of choice is a hatchet. I enjoy blasphemy as well as holding a wine glass with my pinky while talking on the phone and smoking. I also like to use exciting words like Outstanding, Fantastic and Exquisite.
I like to look at my boogers when I blow my nose
I don't eat sweetbreads- But i'm finally begining to enjoy oysters.
I like the expressions like
Out of Pocket and Scum bag with a whole in it. My real friends ignore me when I talk.
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