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david KORESH

Sup Bitches?

About Me

i like singing and dancing, drinking and fist-fighting, Poodles after they have been groomed, and cats after they have been de-clawed and neutered. I like football and porno and books about war. I am also fond of par-taking in lopsided discourse and delivering over-zealous diatribes on subjects of which I have no authority to comment on. Sometimes, if my face is puffy in the morning, I wear an icepack while i do my sit-ups. I can do a thousand now.

My Interests

steeling from the poor. manipulating the weak. sowing my seed in both the poor and the weak to give their loins the chance to one day spawn forth a spitting replica of me.

I'd like to meet:

pornstars, oil barrens, watter barrens, totalitarian strongmen, and my neighbor

Music:

The Pogues, Slick Rick, Slayer, The Iseley Brothers, the Tears of Prom Night, Everything to the Maximum

Movies:

Bradock M.I.A.

Television:

the scrambled chanel that makes the sounds of fucking

Books:

Beowulf

Heroes:

rappers, professional atheletes, polititians, corporate lawyers,