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About Me

Nice guy with dissociative Identity disorder characterized by a transient tic. However, my bipolar schizoid personality (most recent episode manic) helps to maintain my impulse-control. Brief psychotic episodes followed by physical abuse of adults (focus is on victim) are not uncommon (don't give him another bump or cocktail...PLEASE!)My male orgasmic disorder with excessive ejaculation is often a crowd pleaser. Exhibitionistic tendencies competing with antisocial personality disorder lead to many restless nights. You say "eating disorder", I say "I have a challenging binge and purge regimine, THANK YOU!".I have suffered mild mental retardation from a relentless amphetimine dependency (Tina, Tina, Tina, I made it out of Crap)(Tuna fish is another helpful food, as it's got protein, tyrosine, triptophan and other helpful materials to restore a weary tweaker. And, you can eat it right out of the can!-tweaker.org)Alcohol-induced sexual dysfunction has lead to most of my partner relational problems. Personally, I don't think he ever really loved me.I find that my dissociative amnesia helps me to avoid guilt when enjoying male hypoactive sexual desires due to an oversexed childhood. Mood Disorder Due to General Medical dosage is sometimes a problem. Thank God for Lexapro! Oh, Lexi-Baby!Narcoleptic fits followed by kleptomaniacal rampages keep my enemies at bay. I am narcissistic and plagued with anxiety. But that could be from the amphetamines, caffeine, cannabis, cocaine, hallucinogens, or inhalants. I enjoy long walks on the beach (if it involves voyeurism or pissplay). Drop me a line.

My Interests

Bud, Boys, Booze... things of that sort.

I'd like to meet:

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5'10, Dominican, Puerto Rican, Cuban, Mexican, etc. Caeser with the goatee trimmed tight, swagger all his own, bangin where it counts, cool, calm, chill. You break it up, I'll roll it up. Simple.

Music:

106.1 KMEL, Mos Def, Janet, Diana Krall, Prince, Sade, Erikah Badu, Outkast (Aquemini not the Love below)

Books:

......Latin Inches, Foreskin Quarterly, Honcho, Machismo...theme?

Heroes:

Anyone stronger, smarter, nicer, or more successful than me. I learn from example.

My Blog

Check out this video: Janet Jackson billboard 2006

Posted By:BigmelGet this video and more at MySpace.comJAAAANNNNEEETTTT!!!!!...
Posted by jonathan on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 09:23:00 PST

SF Halloween 06

Gold gogo Boots, Black and Red Fishnets, a Black Feather Skirt, a Pleather corsette that strapped up the back, a red mesh shirt, one long lash, one short, full on makeup, gold earings, Short wig, Gold...
Posted by jonathan on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 12:47:00 PST

Abortion

I was at a bar with a close friend at our local SF watering hole...take your pick. Mid convo, about nothing, she says, " I might be pregnant"...."So, what are your views on that?" I asked, tiptoeing ...
Posted by jonathan on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 06:56:00 PST

F*ck Sexy... and JT, too!

"I'm Braaangin sexy baaack!". Did you know that fucking song is STILL number one on the damned billboards!? This is it's fucking 14th fucking week. We got it! "Sexy's back, Everyone. And guess wha...
Posted by jonathan on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 08:50:00 PST

Dog shit dodgin'.

I was walking to work this morning and I realized I was walking with my head down, staring at the sidewalk. Subconsciously, I was dog shit dodging. Later today, Robert mentioned the "shit smear" phe...
Posted by jonathan on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 11:34:00 PST

Blaze with me right fast.

~~~~"TRY ME! tryme tryme. TRYYY MEEE!" BOB MARLEY...and the wailers. ~~~~
Posted by jonathan on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 12:41:00 PST

Who taught Tricks to read?

What the fuck? Was that a read? You are just a Trick...what's your name again? You know what? Nevermind. It's not important. Do another bump and hustle your ass home now. Thanks for stopping by. E...
Posted by jonathan on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 01:28:00 PST

Faux Hawks

Stop it. Just do it for me. Stop it. When was the last time you saw a trend for the unadventurous that had gone this far? The Livestrong Bracelet...be nice.
Posted by jonathan on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 03:05:00 PST

Diet Pills and Mickey D's

So the other day I'm watching one of those crappy VH1 "More Meaningless Info About Famous People". It was part of thier lineup dedicated to driving us to hate ourselves and one another. I have resea...
Posted by jonathan on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 10:47:00 PST

Why would you care?

Fuck public opinion. Who cares what you think about this or that? For that matter, who cares what I think? I do. So, that makes this blog more for me than for you. You ma...
Posted by jonathan on Tue, 30 May 2006 07:03:00 PST