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Bartsie

Get some Soviets. No one ever fucks with Soviets.

About Me

If I was to become you, then who would you become? Would you become what I formerly was or would you become someone completely different? And if you did become someone different then who would that other person become? or take the other path and you become who I formerly was. But what if i was always you and you just didn't realise it. Would that mean that we are all one or would that mean that i am just an imaginery person inside your head?

My Interests

Me music, me movies, me stuff, me explosives, me terrorist connections, me al queda, me hands, me mind, me cd player, me left index knuckle, me rissoles, me peppers, me salts, me various other spices, me oregano, me spanish guitar solo, me armpit hair, me left testicle (the right doesn't deserve attention), me metal, me socks, me sticky socks, me stained jocks, me skid marks, me drying skins of dead children, me right kneecap, me double jointed thumb, me right shoulder blade, me 7th vertebrae, me collection tiny shoes; MORE TINY SHOES!

I'd like to meet:

Bob Marley and Bill Hicks. Unfortunately they're both dead, but there's a time and place for everything P. Shithead, Boxing extraordinare. Dirty Used Syringe Man: Proudly supplying addicts and various beaches with dirty used syringes since 1973.

Music:

The Vaginals, Metallica, Dream Theater, Bob Marley and the Wailers, Liquid Tension Experiment, Iron Maiden, Black Sabbath, Mr. Bungle, Joe Satriani, Hendrix, Symphony X, Rush, Goldfinger, Pink Floyd, Death, Children of Bodom, Opeth, Ozzy Osbourne, Vader, Steve Vai, TISM, Agathodaimon, Dimmu Borgir, ACDC, Sublime, Elton John, Kevin Wilson, Bob Dylan, Cat Stevens, Deep Purple, DragonForce, Fimbultyr, The Mad Caddies, Iced Earth, Johnny Cash, King Crimson, Kinks, Led Zeppelin, Megadeth, Slayer, Motorhead, Pantera, Rammstein, Tom Waits, Toto, Yngwie Malmsteen

Movies:

Demon Cop, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Fight Club, Resevoir Dogs, Platoon, The Godfather, Schindler's List, American Beauty, Se7en, Monty Python etc, The Shining, All Quiet on the Western Front, Snatch, The Big Lebowski, This Is Spinal Tap, Taxi Driver, Apocalypse Now, Hamburger Hill,

Television:

Family Guy, Arrested Development, The League of Gentlemen, South Park, Scrubs, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Who's Line is it Anyway?

Books:

Government approved literature is all I need!

Heroes:

Iron Man