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Colleen

if i lay here, would u lie with me and just forget the world?

About Me

I adopted a cute lil' cow fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!
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Name: Colleen
Birthday: October 28, 1985
Birthplace: Elmhurst, IL
Current Location: Westmont, IL
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Red.. for right now ;-)
Height: 5'5ish
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty!
Your Heritage: Irish, Italian, Polish
The Shoes You Wore Today: I've been barefoot all day... I will be wearing my Old Navy white flip flops whenever I finish this thing though!!
Your Weakness: Procrastination is a huge one.. I also can't seem to kick this damn smoking habit, either :-(
Your Fears: Spiders, bees, bugs, losing people I'm close to, not being able to make it on my own...
Your Perfect Pizza: I don't like pizza. Yeah, you heard me right.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Getting into paramedic school for second semester.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thoughts First Waking Up: I wish I was next to my love right now. :-(
Your Best Physical Feature: Depends who you ask. I'd say my eyes. Others would say......
Your Bedtime: Depends what month.. In May I would have said 8am! ;) I'm usually in bed by 3am now though.
Your Most Missed Memory: Having my dad around.
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Mickey D's!
Single or Group Dates: Single.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton.. when I drink iced tea that is.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate all the way! Vanilla shakes are so wierd!
Cappuccino or Coffee: Eh.. Carmel Frappaccinos!
Do you Smoke: yes. unfortunately.
Do you Swear: Not until I was 18... I've had some years to catch up on!
Do you Sing: Only in my car... or whenever else I feel like it!
Do you Shower Daily: I wash my hair every other day.. any more than that and it's just icky!
Have you Been in Love: Yes. I am right now. :-D
Do you want to go to College: I am in college. SXU sucked. COD better not suck!
Do you want to get Married: Yes. By the time I am 25.
Do you belive in yourself: Yes. Finally.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Yes. All of the time.
Do you think you are Attractive: Yes. I'm not gonna lie!
Are you a Health Freak: No. Good food is too good!
Do you get along with your Parents: My mom is my best friend.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Depends who I'm with. I used to get scared, but now they're kinda cool!
Do you play an Instrument: I used to play clarinet. Now I don't.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes. Haven't gotten good and drunk in about 2 months now though.
In the past month have you Smoked: Cigarettes and cigars.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No, ick!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I wish!
In the past month have you been on Stage: My work is a stage. I am a server at TGI Fridays and even in the worst mood, I have to be cheery to my customers. And I'm coaching cheerleading. That is a stage as well!
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nope.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nope.
Ever been Drunk: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Yes. Super Bowl Sunday 2005 is a day to remember!
Ever been called a Tease: Lol. In my younger days...Lol.
Ever been Beaten up: Yargh. Sore subject. Grade school sucked.
Ever Shoplifted: No. I'm a good girl! o;-)
How do you want to Die: Quickly.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A paramedic, a wife, and if I can be half the mother that my mom has been to me, that's all I ask for.
What country would you most like to Visit: France. Or England. Or Ireland.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: I'm not picky.
Short or Long Hair: Not picky either.
Height: Sigh, I'm not picky, damn it!
Weight: ...............
Best Clothing Style: As long as it looks good...
Number of Drugs I have taken: Drugs, eh? I did the pot thing. It's not for me.
Number of CDs I own: Enough.
Number of Piercings: 7... probably 9 in the next couple of weeks.
Number of Tattoos: 5.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Enough.
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You're 90% Irish
Congratulations, you're a shining example of an Irish lass (or lad).
There's hardly anyone more Irish than you! How Irish Are You?
Your Summer Ride is a Beetle Convertible
Fun, funky, and a little bit euro.
You love your summers to be full of style and sun! What's Your Summer Ride?
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For Sunday,
For Monday,
For Tuesday,
For Wednesday,
For Thursday,
For Friday,
For Saturday,
For your birthday,
For your wedding day,
For yourself,
For fun,

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I'd like to meet:

Have you ever wanted to meet everyone that you've already met all over again? Just to have that innocent beginning of a friendship? I just came up with that, and it's a crazy idea!This profile was edited with MySpace Profile Editor MySpace Profile Editor

Music:

Take the quiz:
what kind of girlfriend are you? (girls only)

perfect
you are absolutely perfect. your boyfriend means the world to you, and your determined to keep him forever. your doing a great job, keep it up :)

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Which famous movie kiss are you?

Titanic
You are the Titanic kiss!

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Movies:

Richard: Ah, that's great! Melted chocolate all over my dashboard, that really ups the resale value.
Tommy: Don't worry, they're covered with a thick candy shell...surprised you didn't know that.
Richard: Your brain is covered by a thick candy shell.
Tommy: Yeah, well...your head's got a shell on it.
Richard: You think that one up all by yourself?
Tommy: Shut up, Richard.
Tommy: Um, what my associate is trying to say is that our new brake pads are really cool. You're not even gonna believe it. Let's say you're driving along the road with your family.
[picks up model car]
Tommy: You're driving along... La-de-da, woo... Suddenly there's a truck tire in the middle of the road. Eeeee! Whoa, that was close. Now let's see what happens when you're driving with the "other guy's" brake pads.
[grabs another model car]
Tommy: You're driving along... You're driving along. The kids are yelling from the back seat, "I gotta go to the bathroom, Daddy!" "Not now, dammit!" There's a truck tire.
[shouts]
Tommy: Eeee! I can't stop! Aaaah!
[smashes the model car against a lighter]
Tommy: There's a cliff! Aaaah! And your family's screaming, "Oh, my God, we're burning alive! I can't feel my legs!"
[sets the model car on fire]
Tommy: Here comes the meat wagon.
[Imitates siren]
Tommy: And the medic gets out and says, "Oh, my God!" The new guy's around the corner puking his guts out.
[retching loudly]
Tommy: All because... You wanna save a couple extra pennies. And to me, that doesn't...
Executive with Toy Cars: Get out. Now!
Tommy: [Richard tries to douse flaming car] Do you validate?
Executive with Toy Cars: Now!

Television:

Take the quiz:
What kinda import car is for u???

Toyota... who doesnt love a supra
You want a quick a reliable car..... an inline 6 with sum backup from the turbine/compressor and ur set
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Oh hells yes.
Which "Saved By The Bell" Character Are You?

TeeHeeHee!
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Which Full House Character Are u?

Becky
You're the normal one in the family..heh
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What kind of cat are you?

Alcoholic Cat
You like beer and bars. Maybe you should calm it down before you get a beer belly, if you don't already have one.
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What purse is perfect for you?

coach wristlette
You are a simple girl who likes to have fun and enjoy life!
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Books:

Thought for the day…Want nothing and you will have everything...A boat docked in a tiny Mexican village. An American tourist complimented the Mexican fisherman on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took him to catch them."Not very long,” answered the Mexican."But then, why didn't you stay out longer and catch more?" asked the American.The Mexican explained that his small catch was sufficient to meet his needs and those of his family.The American asked, "But what do you do with the rest of your time?""I sleep late, fish a little, play with my children, and take a siesta with my wife. In the evenings, I go into the village to see my friends, have a few drinks, play the guitar, and sing a few songs...I have a full life."The American interrupted, "I have an MBA from Harvard and I can help you!You should start by fishing longer every day. You can then sell the extra fish you catch.""Ok ... and what would I do with the money?" asked the Mexican."With the extra revenue, you can buy a bigger boat. With the extra money the larger boat will bring, you can buy a second one and a third one and so on until you have an entire fleet of trawlers. Instead of selling your fish to a middle man, you can negotiate directly with the processing plants and maybe even open your own plant. You can then leave this little village and move to Mexico City, Los Angeles, or even New York! From there you can direct your huge enterprise.""How long would that take?" asked the Mexican."20, perhaps 25 years," replied the American."And after that?""Afterwards? That's when it gets really interesting," answered the American, laughing. "When your business gets really big, you can start selling stocks and make millions!""Millions? Really? And after that?""After that you'll be able to retire, live in a tiny village near the coast, sleep late, play with your children, catch a few fish, take a siesta, and spend your evenings drinking and enjoying your friends!"

Heroes:

We're dicks, we're reckless, arrogant stupid dicks and the film actors guild are pussies, and kim jong il is an asshole. Pussies dont like dicks cause pussies get fucked by dicks, but dicks also fuck assholes. Assholes who just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think that they can deal with assholes in their own way, but the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick. With some balls. The problem with dicks is that sometimes they fuck too much or fuck when it isnt appropriate. And it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes pussies become so full of shit that they become assholes themselves, cause pussies are only an inch and a half away from assholes. I dont know much in this crazy crazy world, but i do know that if you dont let us fuck this asshole, we're gonna have our pussies and our assholes all covered in shit! "Team America, World Police" --Greatest speech ever given!--

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Posted by Colleen on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 06:51:00 PST

I <3 puppies.

  You MUST watch the following videos, at least one of them! No matter what you feel about pitbulls please just click one of the links (if not all), turn up your speakers, and pay close attention...
Posted by Colleen on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 09:20:00 PST

Want to do something good for humanity?

http://www.lifenets.net/darfur/pics/40_000_killed.gif" width="529" height="46"> "Omar al Bashir told us that we should kill all the Nubas. There is no place here for the Negroes any more" Words of a J...
Posted by Colleen on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 04:52:00 PST

I want to sell my daughter into slavery...

Worth a read...   Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show. Recently, she said that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality ...
Posted by Colleen on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 03:24:00 PST

You really should read this... It touched my heart. *Thanks Christina!!*

I guarantee you will remember this a week from now, a month from now even a year from now... A frail old man went to live with his son, daughter-in-law and their four year old son. The old mans hands ...
Posted by Colleen on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 09:03:00 PST

wow.

I don't know if anyone else knows about this, but there is a family out there that goes to funerals of soldiers who've died in Iraq and protest with signs saying "I'm glad your son died". These people...
Posted by Colleen on Sun, 30 Apr 2006 02:37:00 PST

Awwww!

HOPE THIS MADE YOUR DAY =)To spread the love, press reply and copy & paste the code into a new bulletin ...
Posted by Colleen on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 04:14:00 PST

This is why I love law....

These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of biting...
Posted by Colleen on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 11:12:00 PST