You're 90% Irish
Congratulations, you're a shining example of an Irish lass (or lad).
There's hardly anyone more Irish than you!
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Your Summer Ride is a Beetle Convertible
Fun, funky, and a little bit euro.
You love your summers to be full of style and sun!
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For Sunday,
For Monday,
For Tuesday,
For Wednesday,
For Thursday,
For Friday,
For Saturday,
For your birthday,
For your wedding day,
For yourself,
For fun,
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Have you ever wanted to meet everyone that you've already met all over again? Just to have that innocent beginning of a friendship? I just came up with that, and it's a crazy idea!This profile was edited with MySpace Profile Editor MySpace Profile Editor
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what kind of girlfriend are you? (girls only)
perfect
you are absolutely perfect. your boyfriend means the world to you, and your determined to keep him forever. your doing a great job, keep it up :)
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Which famous movie kiss are you?
Titanic
You are the Titanic kiss!
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Richard: Ah, that's great! Melted chocolate all over my dashboard, that really ups the resale value.
Tommy: Don't worry, they're covered with a thick candy shell...surprised you didn't know that.
Richard: Your brain is covered by a thick candy shell.
Tommy: Yeah, well...your head's got a shell on it.
Richard: You think that one up all by yourself?
Tommy: Shut up, Richard.
Tommy: Um, what my associate is trying to say is that our new brake pads are really cool. You're not even gonna believe it. Let's say you're driving along the road with your family.
[picks up model car]
Tommy: You're driving along... La-de-da, woo... Suddenly there's a truck tire in the middle of the road. Eeeee! Whoa, that was close. Now let's see what happens when you're driving with the "other guy's" brake pads.
[grabs another model car]
Tommy: You're driving along... You're driving along. The kids are yelling from the back seat, "I gotta go to the bathroom, Daddy!" "Not now, dammit!" There's a truck tire.
[shouts]
Tommy: Eeee! I can't stop! Aaaah!
[smashes the model car against a lighter]
Tommy: There's a cliff! Aaaah! And your family's screaming, "Oh, my God, we're burning alive! I can't feel my legs!"
[sets the model car on fire]
Tommy: Here comes the meat wagon.
[Imitates siren]
Tommy: And the medic gets out and says, "Oh, my God!" The new guy's around the corner puking his guts out.
[retching loudly]
Tommy: All because... You wanna save a couple extra pennies. And to me, that doesn't...
Executive with Toy Cars: Get out. Now!
Tommy: [Richard tries to douse flaming car] Do you validate?
Executive with Toy Cars: Now!
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What kinda import car is for u???
Toyota... who doesnt love a supra
You want a quick a reliable car..... an inline 6 with sum backup from the turbine/compressor and ur set
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Oh hells yes.
Which "Saved By The Bell" Character Are You?
TeeHeeHee!
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Which Full House Character Are u?
Becky
You're the normal one in the family..heh
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What kind of cat are you?
Alcoholic Cat
You like beer and bars. Maybe you should calm it down before you get a beer belly, if you don't already have one.
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What purse is perfect for you?
coach wristlette
You are a simple girl who likes to have fun and enjoy life!
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Thought for the day…Want nothing and you will have everything...A boat docked in a tiny Mexican village. An American tourist complimented the Mexican fisherman on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took him to catch them."Not very long,†answered the Mexican."But then, why didn't you stay out longer and catch more?" asked the American.The Mexican explained that his small catch was sufficient to meet his needs and those of his family.The American asked, "But what do you do with the rest of your time?""I sleep late, fish a little, play with my children, and take a siesta with my wife. In the evenings, I go into the village to see my friends, have a few drinks, play the guitar, and sing a few songs...I have a full life."The American interrupted, "I have an MBA from Harvard and I can help you!You should start by fishing longer every day. You can then sell the extra fish you catch.""Ok ... and what would I do with the money?" asked the Mexican."With the extra revenue, you can buy a bigger boat. With the extra money the larger boat will bring, you can buy a second one and a third one and so on until you have an entire fleet of trawlers. Instead of selling your fish to a middle man, you can negotiate directly with the processing plants and maybe even open your own plant. You can then leave this little village and move to Mexico City, Los Angeles, or even New York! From there you can direct your huge enterprise.""How long would that take?" asked the Mexican."20, perhaps 25 years," replied the American."And after that?""Afterwards? That's when it gets really interesting," answered the American, laughing. "When your business gets really big, you can start selling stocks and make millions!""Millions? Really? And after that?""After that you'll be able to retire, live in a tiny village near the coast, sleep late, play with your children, catch a few fish, take a siesta, and spend your evenings drinking and enjoying your friends!"
We're dicks, we're reckless, arrogant stupid dicks and the film actors guild are pussies, and kim jong il is an asshole. Pussies dont like dicks cause pussies get fucked by dicks, but dicks also fuck assholes. Assholes who just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think that they can deal with assholes in their own way, but the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick. With some balls. The problem with dicks is that sometimes they fuck too much or fuck when it isnt appropriate. And it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes pussies become so full of shit that they become assholes themselves, cause pussies are only an inch and a half away from assholes. I dont know much in this crazy crazy world, but i do know that if you dont let us fuck this asshole, we're gonna have our pussies and our assholes all covered in shit! "Team America, World Police" --Greatest speech ever given!--