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st. ian

I am here for Friends

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The anonymous author of Evasion .

Music:


Movies:

The Abyss
Amelie
Batman Begins
The Big Lebowski
Big Money Hustlas
The Crow
The Girl in the Cafe
Grosse Pointe Blank
Hannibal
Leon: The Professional
Love Actually
My Fair Lady
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
Secretary

Television:

Smallville: the trials and tribulations of super powers
Dirty Jobs: because deep down i'm a factory worker
Made In America: once again, the factory worker in me
Weeds: if you enjoy a good dramatic series about pot smokers
House: because fuck you. That's why.
The Deadliest Catch: because they actually work for a living.

Books:

Rather than books, let's go with authors.
Bret Easton Ellis
Chuck Palahniuk
Nick Hornby
Neil Gaiman
Lydia Davis

Heroes:

- Ira Glass
- Frank Zappa
- E.E. Cummings
- T.S. Eliot
- Gregory House, M.D.

My Blog

Just in case you want to know me better

http://iandavidwallace.blogspot.com/
Posted by st. ian on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 12:50:00 PST

missing

    Somewhere inNorth Carolina    Summer days playing Vice City and listening to David Byrne's "Grown Backwards," Mae's "Destination: Beautiful," and Annie Lennox's "Bare...
Posted by st. ian on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 11:56:00 PST

Asphalt lines in the road we followed like the veins on Grandma's hands.

Somewhere inNorth Carolina    Around Bethany, Missouri the idea of going home starts to rattle me.  It's safe to say that after all these years in the south I have become a differe...
Posted by st. ian on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 08:31:00 PST

The silhouette, still beside the window.

Somewhere inNorth CarolinaIs there a creepier song than Donovan's "Hurdy Gurdy Man"? ...
Posted by st. ian on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 08:43:00 PST

I'm very excited to be writing to you about...

Somewhere inNorth Carolina    They tend to start the same way, with little discrepancies not taking up more than a line or two.  In the end, those few lines added may mean one fewe...
Posted by st. ian on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 12:52:00 PST

new top 5

Somewhere inNorth CarolinaHere is the new and improved top five female stars list.  Get wise and count your dicks!1.) Zooey Deschanel2.) Keira Knightley 3.) Erica Durance4.)Morgan Webb5.) Layla...
Posted by st. ian on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 12:53:00 PST

one good turn.

Somewhere inNorth Carolina    Consistency is so hard to attain.  It's nearly impossible to get satisfied more than once in the same place.  I don't know if this is a decline i...
Posted by st. ian on Thu, 24 May 2007 06:04:00 PST

morning routines

Somewhere inNorth Carolina    It's a funny place in life when you wake up and think, "Ooh, Golden Girls comes on in ten minutes.  Better get breakfast."  And you get through G...
Posted by st. ian on Tue, 22 May 2007 07:04:00 PST

as bad as i am

Somewhere inNorth Carolina    This is how it happens: you come in one day, and you're in the mood to do a lot of work.  You've actually been saving things up for today, as though s...
Posted by st. ian on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 10:09:00 PST

Excepting Alice

Somewhere inNorth Carolina     This song is called Alice's Restaurant.  It's about Alice, and the restaurant, but Alice's Restaurant is not the name of the restaurant, that's just ...
Posted by st. ian on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 09:30:00 PST