Naughty Duncan

Lord Elswich, Col. Duncan Doodleberger, DSO

About Me

Hello. My name is Duncan Doodleberger. And I am a very naughty boy.

My Distinguished Service Order medal (DSO)
awarded for meritorious conduct under enemy fire during the liberation of Kuwait, Gulf War 1991

My Interests

Spanking, photography and golf.

I'd like to meet:

Spunktacious Asian biff.

Music:

Anything by the The Regimental Band of the Coldstream Guards, rearlly. Ooh yes, and the Regimental Band of the Royal Welch Fusiliers is rather spiffingly good too. Tiptop, old chap.

Books:

The Bible; "Gutenbert Doodleberger, Earl of Brentwood: A Memoir"; "American Psycho", by Bret Easton Ellis.

Heroes:

Gutenbert Doodleberger, Earl of Brentwood

My Blog

WHO IS YOUR FAVOURITE CHINK?

Hellew, hellew, all you loveable little creatures. Having nothing better to do this evening, I thought I'd knock up another little blog. Just for posterity, as they say. It's particularly apt for...
Posted by Naughty Duncan on Wed, 24 Aug 2005 12:47:00 PST

I LOVE JAPS

I don't know what it is about Japs, but I just rearlly adore them. Yes, one may be surprised to hear that, coming from one of standing as upright as mine, but come, come, when one...
Posted by Naughty Duncan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST