.. Going to shows, smoking Basic Lights (I'm sponsored), drinking Lonestar (they pay me 50 cents for every tallboy I drink), playing music, doing things will most likely regret while drinking, listing things, growing a patchy ass beard, bad photoshop chop jobs, entertaining the masses, creeping uptight people out, commas, loving animals (in a way that is not weird or illegal), vegging out and watching TV when I can, meeting new people, eating/drinking/being merry (sometimes to excess), checking my crackberry, multi-tasking (I am actually driving, smoking a joint, and updating my profile right now), making shit happen and acting the fool.
I'd like to meet:
Don't litter.
Music:
A Wilhelm Scream, The Decemberists, Mastodon, Phoenix, Duran Duran, Broken Social Scene, Smoking Popes, The Broadways, Colour Revolt, Earl Greyhound, Ratatat, Idle Kids, Midlake, Russian Circles, K-os, Brand New, Dustin Kensrue, Circa Survive, Motherfuckin' Frank Zappa, Depeche Mode, Copeland, The Refused, The Cars, 88 Fingers Louie, Cursive, Tool, Radiohead, The Beatles, Hot Water Music, The Cure, Coheed and Cambria, Isis, Don Caballero, Astronautalis, Battles, Andrew Bird, Ween, The Mars Volta, Strung Out, Thrice, Dirty Projectors, Weerd Science, Death Cab for Cutie, Near Miss, The Postal Service, Bjork, Busdriver, Blackalicious, Killswitch Engage, Prince, At The Drive In, Jim Croce, Jeff Buckley, Fiona Apple, Atmosphere, Rush, Victor Wooten, Mike Clark, Beck, Rancid, A Perfect Circle, Coltrane, Phoenix, Squarepusher, The Rapture, Aphex Twin, Over the top Cock Rock, Matmos, Mr. Bungle, Sunny Day Real Estate, The Fire Theft, Jeremy Enigk, Face to Face, Mayor (RIP), Consider the Source, Airtight Alibi (RIP), Big Business, Tomahawk, Fantomas, Games and Theory (RIP), NOFX, Old Mo-Town, Jaco with and without Weather Report, Heiroglyphics, Tribe Called Quest, Gotan Project, The Sword, The Melvins, Portishead, The Draft, Paco Delucia, John Mclaughlin, Al Di Meola, lots of bullshit pop music, The Beatles, Neil Diamond, Miles Davis, Lagwagon, Weezer (up until Pinkerton), Queen, Modest Mouse, Nine Inch Nails. Fuck it's all over the board, I like anything with substance, and alot of stuff with no substance whatsoever.
Movies:
I love the shit out of some movies, here are some off the top of my head in no particular order: documentaries, New Zealand gore ala Dead Alive, anything with Bill Murray, Wes Anderson (esp. with my man Bill Murray), Shaun of the Dead, Happiness, Blackballed, Dancer in the Dark (I've seen it once, and that's all you need for this one), Gone Baby Gone, Christopher Guest, Coen Brothers, anything with zombies, Bullworth, The Goonies and other Richard Donner shit, zombie movies, John Hughes alienated teenager movies set in Shermer, IL (and Uncle Buck, I love that movie), The Great Outdoors and any classic John Candy for that matter (RIP you fat funny bastard), Children of Men, Bladerunner, Alien and Aliens, Farelly Brothers, Tarrantino (when he's not being a self indulgent prick), The Exorcist, anything with Haim and Feldman, mob epics, The Usual Suspects, VHS porn, Kevin Smith, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, State and Main, The Money Pit, Memento, In the Company of Men, Primal Fear, Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, The Dark Crystal, Thanks for Smoking, Death to Smoochy, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Blue Velvet, Young Frankenstein, The Producers (remake was good; original was better), Woody Allen movies esp. Sleeper, Taxi Driver, The Golden Child, Being John Malkovich, Cabin Fever, Rasing Arizona.
Television:
30 Rock, Reno: 911, Adult Swim, Dethklok Metalacolypse, The Office, Lost, cooking shows, Human Giant, Tim and Eric Awesome Show (Good Job), documentaries about hookers and/or gangbangers, Dogfights, It's Always Sunny in Philidelphia, Lost, Frisky Dingo, Big Love, Weeds, WONDERSHOWZEN, Futurama, Californication (hail to the Duke!), Entourage, How It's Made, Dirty Jobs, Deadliest Catch, Lucky Louie, The Venture Brothers, ME Television, Arrested Development, bad death metal videos on the Fuse Network, infomercials that feature enthusiastic sales people, Kids in the Hall, Man Vs. Wild (dude is a fucking hardass), Animal Planet, AFV re-runs, anything on WE, History Channel, public access, Family Guy, PBS, Mr. Show, Six Feet Under, the douche-baggotry that is MTV reality programing (my junk starts itching when I get that Maui Fever), pretty colors, shiny stuff.
Books:
All kinds of shit, here are a few: I Lucifer, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, really cheesy Stephen King novels, Cormac McCarthy, Vonnegut (RIP), David Sedaris, David Rakoff, books on tape, The Dirt, Hunter S. Thompson, books with vampires and homo-eroticism, Huxley, On the Road, Lolita, anything written in blood and bound with flesh.
