Rocky

my name is rocky and i'm a full bred 5 pund pomeranian, i'll be two years old on valentines day 2006. i'm a bad boy because i'm obsessed with dirty underwear and expensive shoes! i eat the croth out of most of mommys underwear she has to keep them in a bag in the laundry basket so i cant pull them through the holes of the basket anymore! i also eat the crotch out of mommys jeans if she leaves them unattended yummmy. my other favorite thing to do is chew shoes! i love to rip the soles out of them first and then just keep on chewing, one time i ate my aunty amys brand new steve madden $200 shoes, they tasted great. when i'm not getting into mischief i spend the rest of my time playing with my new little brother biscuit, hes a pekignese and i love to drag him across the kitchen floor by his ear or tail even thoug he is bigger then me now i'm still the boss! i bark at any soud coming from inside or outside of the house becuase i think i'm real tough. my favorite snacks are mini dingos and snausages. i sleep right between my mommy and daddy in bed on my back with all 4 legs in the air, and i love to sleep in! i like to hump big dogs, male or female it doesn't matter. oh and i love going for walks! but they tire me out becuase i have to mark my territory on every bush, tree, and pole i pass.