When people see my 6'9", 360lb frame and bald head with all it's little cancerous little nubs on the back and the way my eyes kind of slid off the sides of my face like that guy on the toxic avenger and don't even get me started on my mutant penis, that's why I don't understand why people they think I have anger management issues and want to tear open cars with my bare hands. I'm a pacifist who'd rather make love, not war but thanks to erectile dysfunctionality my war plans are always being revised. I'm 39 and still just learning about life and my boyfriend Kerman and ways to fleece people. Would love to learn all about you, too..........I really need the money.
UPDATE!!!!!!!!!!I recently discovered that I'm a liar and a cheat. I lie to my friends and family members in order to gain money. In fact I took most of the money that was suppose to go towards rent for me and my disabled roommate, who lives on social security, and I lost it gambling online. Then I tried to get my older brother and my elderly parents to cover up my mess by blaming it on my roommate once he got so depressed about everything he tried to kill himself. Man, do I suck or what? But other than that I'm really a nice guy.Fate bringing a beautiful gift to my life....Kerman!
But then I flushed it all down the toilet when I started sleeping with strange men on Craig’s list and he found out! Man, aren’t I just the largest sack of shit you’ve ever seen? Look deep into my eyes and see the human garbage that lives there! I’m just all kinds of special.
