Heartattack

First off i hate the vietcong, cold cheeseres, knotty pines, snotty bitches, george, rice paties, jammed cartridges, james brown, every sappy sumbitch who ever said i hit on their girlfriend when they all knew I was just playin, whenthat kid SEFF orders call girls and he doesn't let me com over to finish what he started, the clap and all that other shit i got in saigon, sailors, U.S. Bates, all those niggas flexin on my whip, fukkin walking down to the fukkin store to by a 40 oz. and all they have is 32s. what the flying fukk?my ex-wife, child support, KISS, Government Trashbags, imported snuff films, The Sudanese Government, That dweebie I had change my oil, Polyester, Handicaps, ass pants on fat bitches, birthdays, restreaining orders, Mexicans (Cubans especially), rapists and woman beaters, my probation officer, my Japanese fanbase, laugh tracks, stuck up snotty chicks who don't like Free Association, hill runin to asshole pussies, anyone not as smart and well read as i am(psyche) mayonaise, Beth Devault, dirt weed, owin' the state money, PCP, Insurance Companies, The Massachusettes Evangelical Program, assholes who go to restaraunts 5 minutes before closing time and order lobsters or crablegs and that kinda shit which requires me to do some more bullshit, singles nights, Joan Rivers, Brian Frame's guitar noodlin', grapes with seeds and shit in 'em, placement fees, Ohio Drivers, return lines at department stores, Heineken, car insurance, john bohnam, don johnson, cammel spiders, energy efficient vehicles, family run funeral homes, public domain, that lesbo down at the ice cream parlor, universal remotes, the Kansas city DMV, that one fucker Tobiaz, the All-American Ass Parade, The after dinner butt suck, the Alabama Jackhama, ski-resorts and all fuckin sports involving cold weather and offer no possibility of getting attacked by animals, snow days, my ex-wifes kids, my ex-wifes husbands kids and his step kids, chandaliers with week supports, warm beer, Monday and Tuesday night cover charges, cheap DJs who don't get fine with vinyl, Denver, the Immigration System, falling 20 feet onto harwood floors, gang green, the IRS and the LA Dodgers. I like Phil Kendall, Jesse Benson, Pete Kurelac, The Longshaw, Bill Clinigga, Luke McKay, Schmiddy, All u niggas know i love ya, six string, Vox Amps, bad habits, loose groupies, the lottery, crooked fuckin' zebras, the first of the month, Alcupulco, Tijuana, Disco SHIT, booze, The Mars Volta, Psychomatiums, Daft Punk's performance at Coachella 2006, scaring the living shit out of sophistos, free tatoos, September, cheap sunglasses, rich bithces, Lost Highway Records, Buck Nasty's mommas dish with all that trifflin shit, David Lynch, rappin, Mr. Gibbons, The song Easy Living by Uriah Heap, alligator meat, and probation. And i Am in this band called Brick Mistress and the Sex Assaultants and another called Coming to a Morgue Near You. ANd if ya' promise not to snitch.....,I think Iggy Pop is way sexier than Patrick Swayze.I also think I could smooth talk my way into several black tie events and financially secure social circles.