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Mister Slippyfists

If you should die before me ask if you can bring a friend.

About Me

There's not much to know about me other than that I like booze, cocaine, and women!! I play in a couple of bands. You should check out my band Infidel Inc. Its pretty cool. I like hating on some hippies to. Thats alot of fun. Eating nacho's seems to take up a nice part of my evenings.Click here for Myspace glitter graphics and Myspace layouts

My Interests

piercings, shred guitar, music in general, drinking, fucking, eating pussy, absinthe, and Golfing.

I'd like to meet:

Met her; lost her.

Music:

death/black metal, stoner/ desert rock, Hard Rock, some industrial. Oh I forgot I had a sence of humor, COKK ROKK!!! In no particular order: Dimmu Borgir, Old Man's Child, Emporer, Cradle of Filth, Children of Bodom, Cannibal Corpse, Nevermore, Slayer, Tomahawk, Tool, A Perfect Circle, Pigmy Fucking Love Circus, GNR, Skid Row, RATT, Faster Pussycat, NIN, Ministry, Skinny Puppy, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Helloween, Atreyu, Glass Casket, AFI, Alice In Chains, Motley Crue, Jason Becker, Yngwie Malmsteen, John 5, The 69 Eyes, The Killers, and so much other shit I really don't want to bore myself to sleep typing it. If you want to now if I like someone, ask me.

Movies:

cheezy horror movies, cheezy 80's movies. funny shit. mob movies.

Television:

Mostly HBO shows(Curb Your Enthusiasm, Six Feet Under, ALI G.). Seinfeld, The Simpsons, Adult Swim, and Comedy Central. And anything else that is not reality T.V. or the WB and other shit that makes me want to blow my head off.

Books:

Fuck the articles, I like the pictures.

Heroes:

Musicians, Porn Stars,Golfers, the devil, and Ronny Dobbs.

My Blog

another birthday

Hello again, as usual its been a while since i have written. Everyone told me to tell you hi today, but i am sure you already know that. So happy birthday!!!! 30...i don't even know what to say about ...
Posted by Mister Slippyfists on Sat, 09 Aug 2008 11:09:00 PST

in no particular order

i was so numb on that warm daytried everything that couldn't take it awaythere you were laying there for meonly to find what you would beyou pulled me up like a flower turned weedbrought the color tha...
Posted by Mister Slippyfists on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 07:34:00 PST

Nail me up.

Nail me upGot a 6 in my fistGot a slice on my wristGonna take as I please Gonna do as I wishBorn on a cross From a life that was lostA mom that..s a whoreAnd a dad that..s a fraudSooner or laterYou..l...
Posted by Mister Slippyfists on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 03:38:00 PST

Monster song

Monster songI..ve got a monster in closetA boogey man in my bedDad says not to worryIt..s just all in my headCan..t stop the rattling underneath my bedI..ll keep you forever is what it saidDon..t you ...
Posted by Mister Slippyfists on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 04:01:00 PST

I wanna kill somebody

I wanna kill somebodyI woke up this morning with a butcher knifeI hate your kids and I hate your wifeAll I ever wanted was a little peaceI..m only gonna get it if you..re six foot deepComing from behi...
Posted by Mister Slippyfists on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 05:29:00 PST

I sleep with the dead.

Dig you up in the middle of the nightcrack your casket without a lightTake the top off to have peeklay myself down for a mid night sleepWon't worry about your tossing and turningI fall asleep to the m...
Posted by Mister Slippyfists on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 01:33:00 PST

Corpse Bride

lying there with that look in your eyesA cold blank stare with a shiv in your spineCome with me to the others on the other sideIts easy to see the light on the darker sidenow tell me just what i'm sup...
Posted by Mister Slippyfists on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 02:35:00 PST

The Saw Is Family

Born with a razorblade on my wristBroken noose nacklace and a fuck you fistBorn behind a cellar doorFrom a lunatic fatherAnd a psycho whoreDont you try and run from meSewed your eyes shut so you cant ...
Posted by Mister Slippyfists on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 02:15:00 PST

for death

got your empty pocketsalways filled with rocketsare never gonna take you to the sky.High class white trash will you look me in eye?Dump it scrape it cut it blow it going down low come on baby make me ...
Posted by Mister Slippyfists on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 08:32:00 PST

What do you want from me?

Assumptiona presumptionof airborne lies.A beatless heartin a tomblike chesthere it lies.You can take it just don't give it,but once born another dies.When you tease mejust don't please me.The choice i...
Posted by Mister Slippyfists on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 11:02:00 PST