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That Fitz Guy

He's a delicate flower; too delicate she says.

About Me

Ive been told that lying bastard is applicable; I didnt know creative had so many synonyms.

My Interests

You. Me. Poontang is pretty good to and wrongly overated.

I'd like to meet:

Ive met my Waterloo and she prooved less English and shorter than I would have expected. Failing that, someone elderly with money or a hot chick with low self esteem.

Music:

Misery, anger, and strife. Dont forget disease.

Movies:

Teen Age Lesbian Back Door Cherry Popping Double Reverse Anal Blow Jobs 28: The Revenge.

Television:

I enjoy television the same way I enjoy sushi.

Books:

I enjoy books in the same way I enjoy kindling.

My Blog

On America

So, yesterday was the last day that everything was the same and now that we are 7 years in Im at a loss. Because the only way that the 911 conspiracy ding a lings will ever get the message is to inve...
Posted by That Fitz Guy on Thu, 11 Sep 2008 03:42:00 PST

Motley Crue, Rockband, Masterbation, and You.

The Crue was pretty good. After Buckcherry but before Motley Crue some guys who had won a contest played Rockband on stage.  4 guys infront of 7000 clicking out a Nirvana song while roadies pushe...
Posted by That Fitz Guy on Fri, 01 Aug 2008 03:09:00 PST

Your mob, pet, band, or clan.

No. Onay. Adonde esta los NOs?  Los NOs estas aqui.So stop asking....
Posted by That Fitz Guy on Wed, 30 Jul 2008 05:43:00 PST

twitter.com/fitzmadrid

I dont know if this is rad or will make me depressed.  Im guessing depressed.  But I think I love it already....
Posted by That Fitz Guy on Sat, 26 Jul 2008 01:50:00 PST

Dirty Joke

Today while talking to a girl I know about a mutual acquaintance I started using the international hand gesture for sex. She was insistent that, no matter how much I ribbed and poked my finger in the ...
Posted by That Fitz Guy on Sat, 19 Jul 2008 01:05:00 PST

Not Bald Girl

A very strange thing happened at work today: I was unable to shave a girls head. She had, or rather still has, long and beautiful dark hair. Thick and slightly wavy; true womanly crowning glory. And...
Posted by That Fitz Guy on Fri, 18 Jul 2008 11:27:00 PST

The Quest for Healthy Breasts

This year at the U-fest I will ask you for a dollar.  Not for me, no, but for the City of Hope an independent research organization that is seeking a cure for breast cancer. Breasts have giv...
Posted by That Fitz Guy on Fri, 11 Jul 2008 04:53:00 PST

Cats in drag

I think the one in pink is a tranny.www.kittywigs.com ...
Posted by That Fitz Guy on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 05:43:00 PST

Gasity Gas Gas

Drill here drill now?  Really? Because American oil companies arent making enough already?The cheapest gallon of gas in the world is in Venezuela at .19 the most expensive is in Sierra Leone were...
Posted by That Fitz Guy on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 06:51:00 PST

My Penis

Needs an interlock.  And not like in a joke "hey ladies, Ive got an interlock in my pants" gag t-shirt way but in a real "you are going no where ill advised while drinking" way....
Posted by That Fitz Guy on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 02:40:00 PST