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♠Heather Zass E.O.T.M. ♠

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About Me

So its been almost 2 years since I've written anything in this little spot here. About me.. about me.. Well, lets start with family. My family is my whole life! My mom is my hero. Fuck with her, and get your head smashed in! You gotta get along with the fam if you wanna get along with me. Plain and simple. I have a couple of new additions to my family too! Lola, my puppy is my whooooole world and I love her so much! (I'm quite the dog lover, to say the least.) I also have a new boyfriend who I am deeply enjoying getting to know. He has a good heart and a great sense of humor, and he treats me like gold, even though some people said he never would. (Not to mention he's pretty effin' sexy AND he would beat the CRAP outta someone for me!) We've been through more in the past 3 months than most couples go through in their first year or so, but its made us stronger and brought us closer together. All I want in life is stability, which is really asking a lot, lol. I've had a very hard year or so up until the last couple of weeks and for the first time in a very long time I am seeing the light at the end of the tunnel. I have a loud, obnoxious laugh that most people find contagious, and it only just came out again around the time I realized that I'm back on my feet and have a pretty alright support structure behind me. I'm all about randomness, which isn't a word, but you know what I mean. It's the crazy shit that comes right outta the blue that makes me laugh the hardest. I love the way my life is going right now. I've had some pretty hard times in my past, but I have to say that everything happens for a reason and it seems like all the bad shit that happens to you is usually just the rocky road you gotta take to get to the really good stuff. I've learned so much in such a short amount of time and I'm feelin' like I finally got my head on straight. I'm almost drinking age (woot woot!) and the funny thing is that I'm just now deciding that I'm not that big a fan of alcohol! lol. Oh well. I like being tickled to tears, annoyed into laughing hysteria, watching my dog "talk" in her sleep, and being cuddled by my boo. I don't like repeating myself, being rushed, people who smell funny, fingers in my belly button or those stupid fucking KFC commercials on the radio with all the people talking. I have strong emotions.. I'm happy, I'm angry, I'm sad, you'll always know! I don't consider myself better or worse than anyone, and I try not to judge. You'd be surprised by how wise or interesting some people can be if you'd just talk to 'em for a few minutes. I like to do guy things but I don't wanna be a guy! I've ruined plenty of dresses and skirts working on motorcycles and sometimes I schedule harley services after hair appointments. Girly girls can get their hands dirty too! :P Anyway, since I'm sure you haven't read this far anyway, I would just like to say porkchop sandwiches rock my socks and never go to jail if you can avoid it. -FIN-;)
Honey KnuckleBuster
People Iced: Four
Car Bombs Planted: Nine
Favorite Weapon Bottle Rockets
Arms Broken: Sixty One
Eyes Gouged: Twelve
Tongues Cut Off: Fourteen
Biggest Enemy: Shoyu Weenie
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Your results:
You are Supergirl Supergirl 90% Wonder Woman 90% Iron Man 85% Catwoman 75% Superman 70% Hulk 60% The Flash 55% Green Lantern 55% Robin 40% Spider-Man 30% Batman 25% Lean, muscular and feminine.
Honest and a defender of the innocent.
Click here to take the "Which Superhero am I?" quiz...

I'd like to meet:

Guys who ride and have lots of tattoos. Yes. Wouldn't mind meeting one that doesn't have myspace.

Music:

I FUCKIN LOVE NONPOINT!!! HARDCORE HARDCORE HARDCORE! Gotta bring the hate! And theeeen..Let's see...The reverend horton heat, Tiger Army, Broken Oars, Mad Marge and the Stonecutters, Rancid, Deftones, Korn, NOFX, Less than Jake, The Living End, Killswitch Engage, Soulfly, Nothingface, Fear Factory, Horrorpops, all kinds of country, pretty much anything on sirius 28 [Faction]and much much more. I also like John Holmberg in the morning and of course, Fitz in the afternoon. Obnoxious assholes!! Love it.

Movies:

I like Silent Hill, the Saw movies, Boondock Saints, True Romance, Crybaby [I know! I know..] and a whole lot more!

Television:

Adult swim, Real sex, TLC, Discovery Channel, and the occasional spongebob episode, here and there.

Books:

Harry Potter, The Great Gatsby, Pride and Prejudice, The Trickster, anything that keeps me really captivated. And reading is NOT gay. Those who say it is ought to try it sometime, you may find that there are more words to put in a vocabulary than, "like," "dude," "man," "fuck," etc.

Heroes:

I am my own hero.. as well as my mom, cuz she's a gangster. lol.

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I had an epiphony...

I've finally figured out the very thing which I have been pondering for many years. I know what the secret is to a kick ass relationship. And the funny thing is.. people have been tellin' me this crap...
Posted by ♠Heather Zass E.O.T.M. ♠ on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 01:21:00 PST

Girls are like apples

------------------Girls--------------------------- -----are like apples---------------------------on trees. The best ones-----------------are at the top of the tree.------------The boys dont want to r...
Posted by ♠Heather Zass E.O.T.M. ♠ on Mon, 22 May 2006 08:27:00 PST