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Kelly...Keepin' it Trite

I knew that there was a problem the first time I referred to myself as 'We'

About Me

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Please leave your bullshit at the door...Moving right along...I dont have the time or energy to write about myself, nor do I have the money to hire someone to write about me for me so Im gonna keep short and bitter... And even if I did write a 5000 word essay "about me," I'd be willing to bet that you wouldn't have the desire...or attention span to read it anyway...So lets keep it simple. Im 5'8'', 155lbs, brown hair and hazel eyes. Outgoing, down to earth and realistic. Very sarcastic and like to laugh. I've been known to get obnoxious when I feel I need to, but most of the time I think that Im fairly reserved. Love sports...all sports... contact sports, non-contact sports, combat sports and most of all climbing. Especially bouldering. God told me herself that bouldering is her favortie hobby. Anything else feel free to ask...Oh Snap! I almost forgot...Im huge into music...Every kind of music...EVERY...I wont not listen to something based soley on the genre that it came out of...Hip hop to Rachmaninoff...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

Me, Atmosphere, Hieroglyphics, TOOL, Mentally Essential, Tom Petty, Sugafree, Brotha Lynch Hung, 4Seen, Pantera, Morphine, Slipknot, Snot, D-e-l, Widespread Panic, Led Zeppelin, ZZ Top, Chili Peppers, Massive Attack, Swollen Members, Nas, Tupac, Biggie, Tribe Called Quest, Devin Da Dude, Dilated Peoples, WU-Tang, Too Short, Sublime, Soulfly, Primus, Pharcyde, Pink Floyd, ODB, Non-Phixion, Gangstarr, George Clinton and The Parliament Funkadelic, Game, A Perfect Circle, Outkast, System of a Down, Zion I

Television:

Always Sunny in Philadelphia, MMA, Football, SUNS Basketball, Soccer, History Channel, ESPN, CNN, Fox News (I like to stay up on their rhetoric), National Geographic Channel, King of the Hill, Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Books:

The Art of War, Hells Angels, The Great Shark Hunt series among others

Heroes:

Hunter S. Thompson, Fedor Emelianenko, and whoever it was that decided to package and sell toothpicks