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judah

you're all retarded anyway

About Me



Layout by CoolChaseri'm the most interesting person i really know.. but that's likely because i only really know myself..

My Interests

horror flicks, good politically charged non-fiction, butters, andy kaufman, Tim Tebow..

I'd like to meet:

people who don't suck.. trust me, you're a dying breed..

Music:

the who, NOFX, fugazi, pink floyd, the raincoats,the ting tings, wire..

Movies:

horror movies.. just click on my blog and check out my horror list.. also fond of the following:the pirate movie grease 2 anything starring william zabka

Television:

south park, the john stewart show, the colbert report, coutdown with keith olbermann..

Books:

'the stranger' by albert camus.. 'love is a dog from hell' by charles bukowski..currently reading 'the truth: with jokes' by al franken..

Heroes:

butters - for the wisdom... andy kaufman - for the genius.. gauge - for the gymnastics.. horror geeks - for the life.. charles bukowski - for the style..

My Blog

exposing yourself as a douche (an expose on the north myrtle beach safety patrol)

note: my first comment is directed to my friends here who happen to work in law enforcement.. in no way is this a slight toward you or the job you do.. there are few things in the country i value...
Posted by judah on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 01:04:00 PST

movie list updated (finally)

i have no clue why myspace isn't letting me copy and paste the entire thing at once.. so i'm giving up.. BUT for some reason it'll let me leave the whole thing as a comment to this blog.... soooooo.. ...
Posted by judah on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 02:34:00 PST

there will be no place for romantics in this triumphant ascendance

of course, that’s paraphased to alter the bureaucratic hedgemony implicated.. but nothing could exist to capsulate a vibrant truth in a manner fitting what i expect to embrace here.. so bear wit...
Posted by judah on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 03:21:00 PST

soon as i get my balls back from ’repo! the genetic opera’ i’ll put up my ’special dead’ review

i'm finally going to get around to reviewing 'special dead'.. i've been meaning to do it for so long but i just never get around to it..   but, in the meantime let me explain how 'repo! the gene...
Posted by judah on Sun, 23 Dec 2007 05:28:00 PST

updated movie list (finally)..

well, i know it isn't all inclusive.. i missed several along the way but it's much closer to being complete than it was before.. i still can't list my vhs as it just would take too damn long to catalo...
Posted by judah on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 05:27:00 PST

Judah's Asinine Commentary/Knockoff Of Forgettable Flicks (5/12)

THE PROGRESSION OF THE HOMOSEXUAL MALE IN A HETEROSEXUAL SOCIETY   d: michael church/adam phillips w: no one wrote a goddamn thing     well, kids, i'm opting for a three minute quickie ...
Posted by judah on Fri, 12 May 2006 05:52:00 PST

Judah's Asinine Commentary/Knockoff Of Forgettable Flicks (5/09)

SCHIZOPHRENIAC: THE WHORE MANGLER d: ron atkinsw: ron atkins, john giancaspro, gary bauman   well.. first, i'd like to give a quick history of how/where/when i discovered this flick.. i was livi...
Posted by judah on Tue, 09 May 2006 08:37:00 PST

Judah's Asinine Commentary/Knockoff Of Forgettable Flicks (4/29)

CURSE OF THE QUEERWOLF (1988) d: mark pirrow: mark pirro (note: i only picked this one because i wanted to finally pass along the lyrics of the greatest song in film history to everyone) after enjoyin...
Posted by judah on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 06:34:00 PST

Judah's Asinine Commentary/Knockoff Of Forgettable Flicks (4/27)

LAS VEGAS BLOODBATH (1989) d: david schwartzw: david schwartz well kids, i hate to say it, but i picked a gem to start this ball rolling (downhill, fast, and without concern for direction, naturally)....
Posted by judah on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 08:36:00 PST

'special dEaD' just made my day..

well.. it is likely still going to make my life, but that's for later.. as for now, the lovely fellas behind what will have to be considered THE quintessential retarded kids/zombie movie has deemed me...
Posted by judah on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 03:16:00 PST