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I am a 1st dan black belt and recipient of 9 consecutive best breaking awards under the auspices of the World Tae Kwon Do Federation and Fox Mill TKD Outstanding Adult Student of the Year '06 and '07, Morbidly Obtuse, Pervasively Evasive, under Yggdrasil, an erstwhile contaminant, The Baffler, a potassium benzoate enthusiast, One of the VILLIANS Many Forms, Vitriol, THE BOOK BANDIT, MentalProblems, Adept, Chronicula, Musashi, ronin (20 sided, swine, Allen's Wrench, ..of Many Inconsistencies), kung FUBAR, NoFuture, Future Man, Puppy Killer (shock value only; I'm not actually killing or advocating cruelty to animals), Future Corpse, Zombie Dreams, MassacreAtDawn, Bokken, Daito, Killer, Jessup, scary, Rocket Sauce, Zoda, Revolver, Final Thought, Hameen, Dr. Retarded, F.F. Woodycooks (Me!), curse of the creature and curse of the ghost, Otto - a feral cat, and Amalgama Samij, but I'm definitely not a bro-rapist ("that's bad stuff"; just ask Chad). Or you could just call me Jamin (say it right: Jay-men).// "Music is my religion" - Jimi Hendrix // "When on the battlefield, if you try not to let others take the lead and have the sole intention of breaking into the enemy lines, then you will not fall behind others, your mind will become fierce, and you will manifest martial valor. This fact has been passed down by the elders. Furthermore, if you are slain in battle, you should be resolved to have your corpse facing the enemy." - "Our bodies are given life from the midst of nothingness. Existing where there is nothing is the meaning of the phrase, 'Form is emptiness.' That all things are provided for by nothingness is the meaning of the phrase, 'Emptiness is form.' One should not think that these are two seperate things." - Hagakure //Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Blog

Intuintegration

All that remains is a perverted sense of glee. There is no turning back. Yielding is not an option. Becoming like an open book with no writing on the pages is only the first step. This doesn't mean th...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Jul 2008 19:53:00 GMT

Gratitude

It occurs to me that maybe the anti-christ wont be the personification of all that is evil. Maybe this person will be multi-talented enough to share their wisdom in a vast array of mediums so as ...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Jun 2008 17:21:00 GMT

Another dead hero...

Within a month of a half of each other, I've had two suicides occur within my family just within the last two months. So it sucked that much more when I woke up this morning to find out that the perso...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 07:06:00 GMT

Best birthday in quite sometime

Nothing fantastically awesome happened, it just was a pleaseant and fulfiilling day. Hung out with cool people, went to a tkd class in the evening and ate some solid meals. Only problem...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 22:24:00 GMT

Warning! Pinko Pastries thrive!

It has recently come to my attention that the communist threat lives on through its current incarnation of socialist muffins. Blueberry, to be exact (insidious!). Now you may find yourself asking, "Ar...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 08:19:00 GMT

Fucking Champion!

It's funny to watch someone take a few hits of dustoff and then string a bunch of rubber bands together so that they can pretend to hang themselves. Because no one in control really gives a fuck about...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 12:33:00 GMT

Rising Sun

I woke up per usual and did my morning routine. While I was in the bathroom, I noticed myself in the mirror and started thinking about my how face was looking rather simian. This progressively made me...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 06:23:00 GMT

From whence we came...

I opened my eyes slowly. Toadstools were everywhere. I can't seem to remember a time when this wasn't the case. Despite this repitition, everything was still unfimiliar. The landscape always changed. ...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 13:39:00 GMT

Blank...

Treading this abysmal plain has made me realize that I can get bored fairly easy. I keep trying to remember a time when I wasn't engaged in this activity and can't seem to think of one. Flashes of occ...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 07:02:00 GMT

Implicit...

The room seemed to be running out of air.  The umbilical-like cords that were running from the solid consciousness' abdomen, were starting to make their presence more and more known. Blindly, it ...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 11:14:00 GMT