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The Monster Ambassador

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I spend most of money on everyone else. When I eat I lose track of all space and time. I am most comfortable around people who are considered monsters. I worship Ceiling Cat...religiously. I have awesome powers that I've been learning how to use for unselfish motives. Although no matter how much good you try to spread, it's always at its core a selfish motive. I'm a Wizard. Serving others is the path to contentment. Disc Golf is life and so is music. I'm the guy you call when you're at rock bottom cause I'm still gonna love ya. If you see me acting scared it's probably because I've forgotten to breath...it's an easy thing to do when incredible things are happening from start to finish.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I like meeting people who aren't afraid to confront fear. In the long run, those tend to be the people that I respect. I also like meeting people who have the patience to see through the smokescreen where true beauty lies. I'm not disctracted by First Impressions. I enjoy people who have something to teach, a unique perspective that I'd never know unless I gave them time and patience to learn. I'm fascinated by cats and monsters.

My Blog

What is a Monster?

If a weed is a misplaced plant, then a monster is a misplaced person. There are those of us out there who appear to have no place to others and to ourselves, and the times that we do make sense....no ...
Posted by on Tue, 13 May 2008 22:36:00 GMT

New Name, New Tude

In case anyone was wondering,I decided to retire King Slop because much like the Party Worm in Futurama, he's was just tired of sloppin'. I guess it's good news that even the King of Slop has the abil...
Posted by on Mon, 12 May 2008 22:01:00 GMT

King Slop needs your help...

Howdy all,I wanted to let you guys know I've been producing a short film here in Dallas called Nutcase. The movie should be ready for veiwing sometime at the start of summer and there will be much pro...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 10:26:00 GMT

Blog Timer

Anyone who thinks they are qualified to say who gets freedom and who doesn't is probably setting themselves up for enslavement.
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

Breakfast....

When you wake up you have two choices: Yes and No. Both choices are delicious, but only one provides nutrition.
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

Forgiveness

There is always going to be people whom will need your help. They won't understand in what way, and you sure as hemp won't get any credit for it. I find the best policy is pretend there's a comittee i...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

I was asked to leave...

When someone asks you to leave their house forever, ask yourself "Is this person still allowed at mine?" If the answer is yes, congratulations.
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

Dinner Bell

I ate 6 or 7 meals today.
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT