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Anglophile
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Adult Swim
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Pinups
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Fun
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Neurology
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Psychology
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As promised, I..'ve erased the boring crap that was once here. In synopsis, it said, .."Blah, blah, blah, crap, blah..."I..'m interested in people. But only people who have more to say than how much they hate drama. I find these are exactly the sort who start it all.
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To his clubfooted child said Lord Stipple,
As he poured his post-prandial tipple,
..'You mother..'s behaviour
Gave pain to Our Saviour,
And that..'s why He made you a cripple...'
I'd like to meet:
My expectations are unrealistically high. I suggest you ignore them. However, you get an automatic free pass to my friendship if you have more to talk about than how everyone else is a total asshat who is out to get you.I would like to meet real people with attendant emotions who are kind, giving, emotionally available, sympathetic, know how to accept help when needed, find perfection in imperfection, do not judge others because they realise that they, too, are fallible, are shockingly bright, occasionally funny or with great wit, who are proud of who they are whatever that may be. Eccentric, downright brilliant, frighteningly considerate, having many and contradictory interests/hobbies/passions and the desire to leave the house occasionally are definate pluses. Also, him
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and him
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And end up blissfully as them
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Oh. You wanted the truth? ::sigh:: Okay, them..
Music:
As a little kid, my first two favorite songs were John Denver..'s Take Me Home, Country Roads and Johnny Cash..'s Boy Named Sue. Now I like Muzak so I have to hang out in elevators a lot. They..'re all named Otis, but I can..'t fathom why.
Movies:
Clockwork Orange, Barbarella, Henry and June, The Unbearable Lightness of Being, Office Space, Secretary, Dangerous Liasons, Natural Born Killers, Kalifornia, Mad Love, Gypsy, The Night Porter, The Shining, Naked Lunch, The Cook the Thief His Wife and Her Lover, Caligula, all Monty Python, Brazil, Trainspotting, The Lover, Sirens, gay male porn, bisexual porn, The Sound of Music, Rocky Horror Picture Show, This Is Spinal Tap, Pulp Fiction, animation but not anime, Lost in Yonkers, Forrest Gump, Full Metal Jacket, Casino, History of the World Part I, Bound, Red, White, Blue, The Seven Samerai, Amadeus, The Remains of The Day, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Blow, Watership Down, The Grapes of Wrath, The Adventures of Baron Munchousen, Buckaroo Banzai in the 8th Dimension; documataries....
Television:
Stop threatening me! *runs away* Oh, it..'s Adult Swim (I needs me some brain candy sometimes), Nova, The Young Ones, SNL and Frasier? Well, all right then. For a little while. But don..'t expect me to ignore you to stare at a box with flashing lights. Er, unless it..'s porn which I define as sexually arousing and completely devoid of any and all artistic merit. My two current favorite pornos are .."Law and Order: Criminal Intent.." and .."Boston Legal.." for Vincent D..'Onoffrio and James Spader respectively. I should watch more tv. Perhaps I wouldn..'t be so cranky then.
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Yup, AbFab, too.
Books:
Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot, all Al Franken; Maus; The Man Who Mistook His Wife for a Hat, all Oliver Sachs; The Unbearable Lightness of Being by Kundera; The Talisman, all Steven King; Shella, all Andrew Vachs; Ender..'s Game by Orson Scott Card; The Origin of Consciousness in the Breakdown of the Bicammeral Mind; Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas; Love in the Time of Rage by Ferlinghetti; Leaving Los Vegas; Clockwork Orange by Anthony Burgess; Bukowski; Ada or Ardor, most Nabokov; The Beauty Books by Anne Roqulaure (Rice); Gay male porn as a genre; Comics: Zippy the Pinhead and all Bill Grifith, Raw, underground artists, Calvin and Hobbes, Bloom County; The Mind of a Nmemonist by A. Luria; Jung; Frued; Quantum mechanics; Rilke; Why Paint Cats; Amphigory and all Edward Gory; The Onion; The Great and Secret Show by Clive Barker; A Midsummer Night..'s Dream (I played Helena); Hamlet; Othello; Walt Whitman; Emerson; The Grapes of Wrath; Watership Down by Richard Adams, the entirety of Hitchhiker..'s Guide to the Galaxy including the radio transcripts....
Heroes:
Rik Mayall, Watson and Crick, Jennifer Tilly, Carl Jung, Stephen King, Mae West, Clara Bow, Oliver Sachs, Bill Waterson, my Mom, Howly, Socrates who wrote, .."A thing is not seen because it is visible. It is visible because it is seen..." Winston Churchill, F.D.R, anyone who is capable of retaining both their individuality and their emotional generosity, Pat Califia, Andrew Vachs, Bill Grifith, Susan Sontag, Joseph Campbell, Stephen Hawking, M. Rapp Ph.D, and the few, the proud, the eccentrics!
